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# I haven't heard the word 'drill' in a while.
Thanks for that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Then I presume
You haven't heard the words 'chuck key' either?

True story: I broke my finger when I was holding the chuck key and the drill started, pulling my hand all the way round.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I have no idea what 70% of that sentence means,
but I enjoyed it immensely all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# It didn't 'just' start you know

user error
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Well ok
So maybe I accidentally started it, just to see what would happen, but I'm not likely to put that up on the internet am i?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# if that is really your chest on the 1k post then I stand in awe

perfect!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# It really is :-)
Memo to self: colder shower next time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Glad you think so
Now what do I do for 2000?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# just a bra
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Push up or not?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# definitely not!
just slightly sheer as to be a touch revealing. Cold shower prior for bonus points.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Shall bear that in mind
I'll save the completely see through one for a much higher milestone
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Tubgirl!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# *wikis*
Oh, really not
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Pah!
Another suggestion down the pan. Or plug.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Do it as text on a picture! WITH CATS!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# O_o
I'll try and break it down.

Drill, key thingy for changing drill bits, me holding key thingy, drill starts spinning, takes my hand with it.

Me, in tears on floor.
My dad (doctor) - 'It'll be ok, it looks fine'
Me 'But it's gone BLUE!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Cor.
Blue fingers are profoundly erotic*!




*may contain traces of fib
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Not if you can't move them
Then they are painful and swollen and not at all pretty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# ahaha!
*chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# having been shown gruesome safety films at school about what could happen if you leave a chuck key in
i never even vaguely contemplated doing something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# i have to do training courses on that kind of thing
like why wear safety glasses and stuff

very vivid pictures are used - some i can't even watch anymore
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:52, archived)