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# just deleted three pages of people moaning that there wasn't a new QOTW up yet
I've spanked the relevant staff

You new QOTW:
b3ta.com/questions/graffiti/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Hello new person
please - oh, you know the drill
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I haven't heard the word 'drill' in a while.
Thanks for that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Then I presume
You haven't heard the words 'chuck key' either?

True story: I broke my finger when I was holding the chuck key and the drill started, pulling my hand all the way round.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I have no idea what 70% of that sentence means,
but I enjoyed it immensely all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# It didn't 'just' start you know

user error
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Well ok
So maybe I accidentally started it, just to see what would happen, but I'm not likely to put that up on the internet am i?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# if that is really your chest on the 1k post then I stand in awe

perfect!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# It really is :-)
Memo to self: colder shower next time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Glad you think so
Now what do I do for 2000?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# just a bra
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Push up or not?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# definitely not!
just slightly sheer as to be a touch revealing. Cold shower prior for bonus points.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Shall bear that in mind
I'll save the completely see through one for a much higher milestone
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Tubgirl!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# *wikis*
Oh, really not
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Pah!
Another suggestion down the pan. Or plug.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Do it as text on a picture! WITH CATS!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# O_o
I'll try and break it down.

Drill, key thingy for changing drill bits, me holding key thingy, drill starts spinning, takes my hand with it.

Me, in tears on floor.
My dad (doctor) - 'It'll be ok, it looks fine'
Me 'But it's gone BLUE!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Cor.
Blue fingers are profoundly erotic*!




*may contain traces of fib
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Not if you can't move them
Then they are painful and swollen and not at all pretty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# ahaha!
*chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# having been shown gruesome safety films at school about what could happen if you leave a chuck key in
i never even vaguely contemplated doing something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# i have to do training courses on that kind of thing
like why wear safety glasses and stuff

very vivid pictures are used - some i can't even watch anymore
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# i thought that changed on a friday?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# No 17:21 on a Thursday!
The slackards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# ok dokey
good enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Ooo candle
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# thank you!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# oh no
the question of the week is a mysterious beast...which decides to change it's colours when and where it feels like
(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# like bus time tables
i see
ROB - ROB - ROB!! im confused about the icon thingy, i donated again and i've still got the same icons, is that right? its not very clear in your FAQ section
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# the current icon set is the geeky 80s computing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# yea i had that one already though...
if i read it right, its meant to change? no? im confused
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# nope
if you donate twice in the same period then you don't get new icons. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# ok dokey
fair enough, how we know when different period is here? does b3ta get all stroppy and throw things?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# there's usually one period a year,
it's announced on the front page.

in other news: happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Thank you!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Yay!
thank you
www.b3ta.com/board/7152341 6000 posts today too!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Meatspin!!

woot!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# *plays polka music*
da da da da dat dat da, dood doo do ba ba ba
oh wait www.leekspin.com
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Can I have my paddle back then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# what about the 10 pages of people bitching about apeloverage?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Why would they want to?!
The love between a man and his ape is a beautiful thing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# not if you have to read his posts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# you are fail
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Urgh,
I'm sick of reading that damn HDDVD number everywhere.

/Edit : Sneaky Ninja there..
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# what number's that then
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Urgh.
*Shoots self in face*
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# pardon me, not trying to also be a moaner
but wasn't this a QOTW already once? I remember it being one of my favorites, along with "cruelty to small animals..."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Wasn't there one about Sick Jokes too?
Should write a book about them.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# yes
but it was from before we had the special QOTW board - hence it's not in the archive
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Found it!
weetobix.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/web/BestGraffiti.zip

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# ah
sorted



...in that case, you should bring back the "cruelty to small animals" qotw... heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# we probably will
we've been reusing the best ones.

Housemates from hell was a old one too.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# What abouta QOTW
Why was the QOTW late?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Erm
didn't we have this as a QOTW about 4 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Is it real?
*touches*

*gets banned*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# my head hurts
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# You could have just stuck a title above the 3 pages:
"what's the most petty thing you've ever moaned about"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:54, archived)