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# Never trust...
...a happy proctologist.

Woo, and, er, ewwww.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Proctologist where I used to work
was called Mr Mainprize

He was ridiculously cheerful, but hated scrubbing up because 'we're just going to get filthy any minute now anyway, what's the point?'
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# didn't he use gloves?????
are sure he was a real doctor?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# That's what it said...
...on the side of the van.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# He did
He'd just spend the first twenty minutes of the op talking about how pointless it was getting sterile just to go into the dirtiest part of the body
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Shows what he knew, sure it isnt the dirtiest part by far
What about the bum
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Er....
You being sarcy or serious?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Very much sarcy of course
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# That's alright then
Can't tell with some people...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Thats true, i get told off for that all the time
Like the time i said i wanted to sleep with someones mother... people have no sense of humour
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# with friends like that
you don't need enemas
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# enema of the state
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# the enema within?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# or shake hands with one
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:02, archived)