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# lube up folks, this might hurt...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Never trust...
...a happy proctologist.

Woo, and, er, ewwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Proctologist where I used to work
was called Mr Mainprize

He was ridiculously cheerful, but hated scrubbing up because 'we're just going to get filthy any minute now anyway, what's the point?'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# didn't he use gloves?????
are sure he was a real doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# That's what it said...
...on the side of the van.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# He did
He'd just spend the first twenty minutes of the op talking about how pointless it was getting sterile just to go into the dirtiest part of the body
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Shows what he knew, sure it isnt the dirtiest part by far
What about the bum
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Er....
You being sarcy or serious?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Very much sarcy of course
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# That's alright then
Can't tell with some people...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Thats true, i get told off for that all the time
Like the time i said i wanted to sleep with someones mother... people have no sense of humour
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# with friends like that
you don't need enemas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# enema of the state
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# the enema within?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# or shake hands with one
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# YAY examination time!
*gleefully pulls down trousers and pance*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# his fingers appear to be incorrectly moving on frames 2 and 7
please ensure that all future work references Greys Anatomy or similar.

Good try though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# 2 and 7 you say?
well paint me purple and call me Rachel

damn.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# you know that's Douglas Adams yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# You!
Did I understand right that the icons have changed? What are they now?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I'm sure we'd be officially notified if there were new icons.
Although I would like a new set
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# they are now full colour tiffs
which is quite obvious if you're using HDTV to view b3ta like wot I am.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you understood it wrong
they haven't changed
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# When is the next icon set out?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# when I feel like it
and today I don't
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# God bless dictatorships
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# ^this
*feels safer*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# it's a relatively benign dictatorship tho
we haven't had any public executions. yet.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Well all the groundwork is in place
It'll be a seamless transition from the naughty step.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# LIES!!!
What have you done with betty bo bibster?
It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *Drugs*
*Beats*
*Body bags*
*Drags into black van*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I pity the fool, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *beats again*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Fair enough
Misunderstood a conversation you had yesterday then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Of Course!



is it? I was googling Monty python - looking for the famous dismembered foot..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# yeah - I recognise it from the wikipedia page
*googles*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:DNA_in_Monty_Python.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# "Episode 42? Image size 42kb? Coincidence? I think not."
Hahaha
I love wikipedia humour
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# well you learn something every day
I thought it was a very young John Cleese

I haven't studied DA very closely

Thanks Rob
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# grrr
uni IPs are blocked from editing wikipaedia due to "consistent vandalism" that's a fucking disgrace, and it's lazy on their part to block all unis rather than just the ones that seek to improve wikipaedia by defacing it.
anyways. the fair usage bit under the picture is wrong as Douglas appeared in the hitch-hiker's guide series, so their claim of "did not appear until after h2g2 became famous" is slightly wrong. but i cna't update it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I wasn't aware of him being in the original radio series
so if he wasn't, then it's true that he didn't appear in it until after it was famous.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# hmm
badly worded phrases then, either way it ought to be corrected as it implies that it's the tv series
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Either way
I don't think he was in H2G2 (whichever incarnation) until it (the radio series at the very least) was famous.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# i understand you perfectly
i just feel that someone whose IP isn't blocked (you?) could go on and alter that phrase by adding the word radio and clear it all up

i'll still think it's a shite website (wikipaedia)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I think what they mean is
He didn't appear on TV until after the radio series took off (talk show appearances etc.). Then they made the TV version, in which he also starred.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# certainly looks like him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Haha
Nice Roger Moore action.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Woo!
Roger Moore!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Excellent animation
I was just talking about medicine and doctors to my better half
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I wanted to be a gynocologist
but I'm too tall


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hehe :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# really, do go on...
sherry anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# is that top, bottom, left or right?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# definitely right
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# right you are then
haha - right you are- did you see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# that suits this week perfectly
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:44, archived)