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# for missethel
as requested

Clank for biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I am in your debt forever master!
I will make you some pate out of nasel hair and yeast
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hoorah!
it's not all bad, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# it is if someone doesnt explain that handle on his head...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# if he's carried, he instantly becomes portable
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# For what perpose.. portible curry guzzler is in low demand these days
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# is this the bloke I posted earlier?
that was swallowing his own head?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Ron Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha, in that film where everyone ate eachother
(/bottom)
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
#
(Young Ones - Episode: Flood)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Ah it was one of those things...
pedantic bastard... lol

thanks for making me look silly in front of the guys
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# i'm going to run home crying now... and eat till i feel better...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# make sure you have some fine cheese and some fine wine
that always makes the difference.

i remember one i had some rubbish english red wine that tasted like ribena and some mild white cheddar, it was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I shall have ribena instead, dont like teh wine!
I feel ashamed to show my e-face around here now... bigger boys will laugh
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# take them round the back of the bikesheds and flash them your boobies for 50p a time
you'll be quids in and they will all respect you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Money is worth it, but i have no male boobs sorry
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Also
Bottom's Out - the episode set on Wimbledon Common
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# So was i right?
if i was there may be a hamtouching thread in declaration
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Bah!
he might be right.

*shakes fist at edmonson and maylle for recycling jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I demand a ticker tape parade to apologise
...i just want ticker tape really
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# pffft
'nings sir
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# 'nings
and 'noons to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Oh!
I see who y'mean now! No, it's half Bill Bailey half some bloke I saw in an issue of Amiga Power last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# AMIGA POWER! Lummee.
What about Amiga Format?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Amiga doormat?!
Not on my shift sir! *lovingly strokes his AP collection*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# next i want to see him
trying to suck-start a motorbike. with such a small mouth he must have developed prehensile sucking power!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# That or giving *insert male you hate here* a blowob
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Y knaaa
I'd so this if I knew what "suck start a motorbike" looked like... it sounds rather rum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# careful
there could be lumps of minced lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# isnt that season 7 of 24...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Arf!
that reminds me i watched the southpark episode yesterday where there's a nuke up hilary clinton snatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Shh i havent seen it, i hear it is bauertastic...
*adds to dictionary*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# it is indeed
and worth watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:34, archived)