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# doodle dandy.
Dandy highwayman Adam Ant that is. This week, his beleagured brain has lead him to a fish market and he has waved an antique musket at a stall holder threatening to blow his fucking brains out.
Furtunately, comedy bald man Ross Kemp is on hand to save the day by staring in a stern yet wooden manner at Adam. He does not however know that Ant and his unusual brainpan have an unholy love for bald men and the stench of fish. The combination is all too much and he goes for Kemp like a Pinscher for a child, pinning him down, tearing his denim clothing from his body and ramming bucket after bucket of rancid fish guts into his sore and swollen bellend.

Bella Emberg watches from a safe distance gently frigging herself with a live perch.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking hell

You should make a library of all these, you really should.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I've been reposting some on Rob's Mr Biffo comp page
but I can't find many through glassco.cx, I dunno what to search for.

www.robmanuel.com/2007/05/04/mr-biffo-compo/
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# rancid bellend
tattered anus

fetid mimsy

engorged rectum
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# you'd think so wouldn't you

but I'm more original than you realise and rarely actually repeat myself.

edit/ engorged bought up a few though
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# You could
try this search. It should be all JJ's posts where he used the Toon Time images.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Ta, that's quite handy
I'll put together a book in time for next christmas!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:45, archived)