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#

What should I doodle the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I don't know
but that's beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# THE CURTAINS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# A BATH
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# YOUR PENSION
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Away from home to brentford?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# now, now . . .
JJ has started asking for suggestions in a thread with a highly amusing and well executed animation . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# now, see.
those would have worked if JJ had said 'draw' instead of 'doodle'

i believe the correct term is FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# You killed my dream
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# lol
they doodled in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# he edited after i'd posted those
so technically, not a fail
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Ironman eating Poptarts
that have ejected from his chestplate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# One of your animal laydee types
Doing a little Battle Re-enactment. Wielding a crossbow.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Spectacular!
draw something completely non-erotic in an erotic way.

like a sexy milk carton or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# phwoooooaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# a picture of something or someone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Big boobs on sexy wimminz
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ^this FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant!

I'd like to see Scarlet in 1920's flapper gear . . . beads and tassels . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ooh, that sounds brill!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# The Nurses from Silent Hill
...vs. Nurse Sally.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Pyramid head was better..
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Can never be dun enough in my opinion
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# He was f**kin scary in the game......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Nurse Sally will be on her way to a Silent Hill type location.....
....just as soon as she escapes the Antarctic.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Oooh.
Super.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Why, sir!
I DO believe that you are nurse KERAZZEY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Draw Colin Firth
Weeping over a copy of "Pride And Prejudice" whilst masturbating into a shawl previously worn by Jennifer Ehle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Battle of the boobs : Round 2
(maybe with some kind of weapons)
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# semi automatic nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I love women of that caliber
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# by caliber you mean..
Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh!
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# You're a Chloe fan, aren't you?
www.b3ta.com/board/7152782
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'm a big boob fan.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Who isn't..
everybody's a fan
or stalker
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Timothy Claypole
lapdancing
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I've still got your tape
sorry, I'll post it back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hilary
in a see-thru nightie, it's a nylon/rayon mix and is starting to produce static electicity as it rubs on her fur.

the effects are surprising, yet slightly erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# One of your laydees
Enacting a scene from Red Dwarf's Gunmen of the Apocalypse (probably Loretta)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# The moon
in a spoon.

And squirrel with tits!
(duck Quack !, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hooray!
First thing I've seen on here today and I like it.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Mick Hucknall circa 1995
furiously wanking, with a fistful of wire-wool, into a hobo's begging cup.

And then a combine harvester drives up his arse or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# That Mick Hucknall!
What a card!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# a visual depictation of the song "mustang sally"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# doodle dandy.
Dandy highwayman Adam Ant that is. This week, his beleagured brain has lead him to a fish market and he has waved an antique musket at a stall holder threatening to blow his fucking brains out.
Furtunately, comedy bald man Ross Kemp is on hand to save the day by staring in a stern yet wooden manner at Adam. He does not however know that Ant and his unusual brainpan have an unholy love for bald men and the stench of fish. The combination is all too much and he goes for Kemp like a Pinscher for a child, pinning him down, tearing his denim clothing from his body and ramming bucket after bucket of rancid fish guts into his sore and swollen bellend.

Bella Emberg watches from a safe distance gently frigging herself with a live perch.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking hell

You should make a library of all these, you really should.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I've been reposting some on Rob's Mr Biffo comp page
but I can't find many through glassco.cx, I dunno what to search for.

www.robmanuel.com/2007/05/04/mr-biffo-compo/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# rancid bellend
tattered anus

fetid mimsy

engorged rectum
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# you'd think so wouldn't you

but I'm more original than you realise and rarely actually repeat myself.

edit/ engorged bought up a few though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# You could
try this search. It should be all JJ's posts where he used the Toon Time images.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Ta, that's quite handy
I'll put together a book in time for next christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Kat
meeting lion-o from thundercats!
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# ^^^This!^^^
(!)
(I helped save b3ta! Herbicide wants a word., Fri 4 May 2007, 15:01, archived)