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# he may ahve been being attacked by a wild dog
and is showing how he subdued it with his own bare hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# that's a very odd way of subdueing an animal
i can't conceive of a situation where standing on a dog is a wise action.

If it is attacking you just rip it's forelegs apart - it kills them almost instantly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# That should be in Viz top tips
"If a wild dog is attacking you, simply lean in underneath its slavering jaws and pull its forelegs apart."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Toptips yay!
"dont throw away old used car batteries, placed in a pillowcase they make an ideal counterweight on a
see-saw"
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# 'toyota yaris drivers: buy a proper fucking car'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
don;t bother hireing a skip, buy a old skoda, fill it with all your unwanted crap then sell it for scrap.

with the rise in metal prices you'll be able to cover your initial cost and maybe even make some money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# "dried tampons make a cheap alternative to dog chews"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Now is that true?
I wondered if it might be an urban myth thing... I would hate to find out with my knackers in the jaws of a pitbull or something...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# go round your granny's
and try in on her pekinese
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# haha!
is that what you did? you bad man...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# no
my gran had a toy poodle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# maybe it's a not what to do self help book

you seem well versed in the ways of killing wild dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# i was a boy scout
'be prepared'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# i was alos a boy scout
but i was never taught how to kill a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# you were probably ill that week
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# i would have been taught it at home as my dad was the scout leader.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I was in the Scouts
I don't remember this part of the doctrine. I can make a whiffle-poof, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# those are clearly not hands...
nor are they bare
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:02, archived)