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# It's really for the graffiti
post but i think it's funneh!

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(ALFIN Hasn't urinated since, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# once you get past the truly fucking horrible picture
that's a bit funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I agree
the contrast and white balance are shocking
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# And don't get me started on the poor
composition.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# he may ahve been being attacked by a wild dog
and is showing how he subdued it with his own bare hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# that's a very odd way of subdueing an animal
i can't conceive of a situation where standing on a dog is a wise action.

If it is attacking you just rip it's forelegs apart - it kills them almost instantly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# That should be in Viz top tips
"If a wild dog is attacking you, simply lean in underneath its slavering jaws and pull its forelegs apart."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Toptips yay!
"dont throw away old used car batteries, placed in a pillowcase they make an ideal counterweight on a
see-saw"
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# 'toyota yaris drivers: buy a proper fucking car'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
don;t bother hireing a skip, buy a old skoda, fill it with all your unwanted crap then sell it for scrap.

with the rise in metal prices you'll be able to cover your initial cost and maybe even make some money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# "dried tampons make a cheap alternative to dog chews"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Now is that true?
I wondered if it might be an urban myth thing... I would hate to find out with my knackers in the jaws of a pitbull or something...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# go round your granny's
and try in on her pekinese
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# haha!
is that what you did? you bad man...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# no
my gran had a toy poodle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# maybe it's a not what to do self help book

you seem well versed in the ways of killing wild dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# i was a boy scout
'be prepared'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# i was alos a boy scout
but i was never taught how to kill a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# you were probably ill that week
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# i would have been taught it at home as my dad was the scout leader.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I was in the Scouts
I don't remember this part of the doctrine. I can make a whiffle-poof, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# those are clearly not hands...
nor are they bare
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I love b3ta
make fun of dead people all you want, but post a picture of a dead animal (especially a cat or dog) and suddenly everyone goes all moral and disapproving
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# i fucking hate people
i don't mind dogs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I fucking hate both
it's rare that I tread people shit into the house
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaaaaa
Evil bast

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# the first thing I've seen today and it's a doozie
yeah bahby
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Yee Harr! Its a good 'ol fashioned "dog standing"
back in the day ah could stand on more dogs than anybody else, course dogs were smaller then and folks had bigger feet...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Ans:
On the shallow graves of several badger baiters.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Ons!
My main problem with animal rights "protestors" is their wonderful logic

Them : "Do you support animal testing?"
Me : "I suppose so, yes. Under controlled crcumstances, for beneficial purposes. Not, like cosmetics or anything"
Them : "So, you happily admit that you love nothing better than to strangle puppies with your bare hands until their heads fall off?"
Me : "Did I say that? No. I didn't"
Them : "Yes you did. You're a cold blooded killer. And you like murdering kittens. WHILE THEY SLEEP"
Me : "I'm leaving now. Goodbye"
Them "ARE YOU GOING TO KILL SOME PUPPIES NOW? WITH A HAMMER??"

They're worse than religious types.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# but i like murdering puppies with hammers
and playing my musical mice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# i'd say most of them are on a par with those god hates fags people.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# really?
because I've more often heard the exact opposite argument from animal torture supporters. "so you want people with cancer to die? is that what you want?"
(Tarhun, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:48, archived)