b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7159798 (Thread)

# aww, i bought a hamster just like one of those for the ex when we first moved in
spent about 40 quid with the cage and all that, then the next day it semed really sick, so she made me take a day off work to take it to the vets, the vet said it had caught a chill, not a lot he could do, just keep it warm, another 38 quid, the little fucker died 24 hrs later
R.i.P Livvy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Just so you know
the microwave is NOT the correct treatment for a chill.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# i placed a hot water bottle under its cage
and gentley blew super skunk smoke at it to stop it shivering
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# ...and it did indeed stop shivering.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# see?
hamsters are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# fucking right
i then had to buy 2 more, little siberian fuckers, one bit me so hard i think it reached the bone, oh and they were supposed to be 2 boys, 16 weeks later 8 more hamsters and another 2 cages
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# I hope
you sold the carcass to a kebab house to make the money back!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# one of mine lasted about an hour before the cat toppled the cage and gutted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 5 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I left my hamster with a friend when I went on holiday
and apparently it "just died"

but mysteriously he wouldn't let me see the body.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 5 May 2007, 17:21, archived)