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# I gather that
this compo has something to do with rhyming slang then?

Well done. You have totally fucked my head up with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# No
It's do to with emergency services and foodstuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Make way for the bananabrigade!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# What?
You mean like " Quick, flush my stash, there's a fucking pancake at the door!"?

Last time I shouted that they just told me I could not have any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Yeah but you still can't beat the phrase
'Scarper! It's the Rozzers!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# haha
God bless Brian Blessed and the 'Z Cars' ( why oh why was the great blessed called 'Fancy'?)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# We were having a convo on here yesterday.
Some of us were watching the Avengers and the had a very young very beardless Blessed in it:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# indeed it did
theavengers.tv/forever/pnote-blessed.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# You have no life:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# 'Fancy' this!
www.televisionheaven.co.uk/zcarsscrnsvr.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# You sorta see why he has the beard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I can't but help of Terry Pratchett
And his Dimwall Arrhythmic Rhyming Slang (Going Postal) - the only rhyming slang in the world not to actually rhyme...

Then again, I'm like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# That man is a genius!
and it's getting really hard to find discworld books I haven't read...
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# He's also incredibly shrewd, and his Wife is a nervous wreck, who can't make a decent cup of tea...
/has been to his house on business blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Oh yeah?
Business huh? Mr. teh Pratchett can't do the naughty huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# yup, back in 2000, part of a small team who designed him a bespoke £80,000 sapele greenhouse for his carnivorous plants
nice chap, but shrewd, very canny, and his house has an interior like student digs...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Digs huh?
nudge nudge, wink wink, way not more, say no more!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:12, archived)
# are you on crack?
or possibly viagra?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I did put viagra up my crack
Naaa just extremely tired and still have another three hours to work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Aw, I feel for you matey.
*feels*
If it's any consolation there's cock all on tv
but I guess you could watch if you wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Wow
the closest I've got to him is owning a book signed by him...

/not obsessed, honest, blog
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# :) He was doing the final draft for 'The Fifth Elephant' at the time, and I still have a signed page by him from the draft sitting on his Kitchen table...
lovely place he lives in, modest, but nice area
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# The Fifth Elephant
is the book I have signed...

Almost mindpiss :-\
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# What's that one that I've not read
Yeah, a book!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# haha
you ignorant phillistine. I currently am on Return to Krondor in the Riftwar legacy series after deciding to read the whole back catalogue of Feist recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Spot has a ball. A big ball. A big red ball.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# The closest I have,
Is one of my online friends had the statuette of Agnes Nitt based on her, as she is a friend of Mr P's...
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Oh this old anecdote again ;¬)
/only jealous blog.
'Ning Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
"During da war..."

'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Haha
Did I mention that I spent the months of Jan to Mar with such luminaries as Sacha Baron Cohen ( had that cunt for a month ) Sharon and Ozzie, Helena Christianson, Princess Michael of Cunt and Al Gore ( amongst others ).

That's right. No I fucking didn't mention it* ;)




* might have mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# you didn't kill Cohen for the sake of Humanity then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# He never left his room
that I could see, which was odd seeing as the tab was being picked up by Warner and he was meeting with them to discuss Borat 2 . Oh I see, yes, I should have killed him. But Isla Fisher was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# she would be considered 'the spoils' if you had done the world of comedy a favour and shot him...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Hey now,
I feel bad enough as it is for failing you...
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# So you bloody should after he's in the running for THIS:
www.spin.com/features/news/2007/05/070504_queen/

*feels the blood boiling already


still maybe someone else will shoot him before they start filming
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# To be honest
I'd rather they shot the director so the film was never made. Mercury was a vile creature. I found his music particularly shite too, but that's me, all in with the Jazz crowd ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Believe me
You don' want to name drop with me around:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Oh I don't know
I'd give you a run for your money. I've been around a lot longer than you and my Mrs was very friendly with Princess Di ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# So was Will Carling...
James Hewitt...
Dodi Fayed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# That just meants she had a high car insurance premium.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# She still fucking does
I can't get the crazy cow to give up work and move oop north for good. She wanted our son brought up in the country but I think secretly if she lived here full time her lungs might explode with the fresh air due to the 40 a day sh smokes and all the lovely London fumes she's living on now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Reminds me of that film Eat the Rich.
Some bint trying to get into trendy restaurant: 'But I know Jack Nicholson'
Maitre'd: 'Piss off, star-fucker'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Lol
I once got a fleeting glance of Bill Oddie I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# RIK!
I hope you're still off the smokes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:03, archived)