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# tis paris hilton
shes been sent to dykes ville for being a complete waste of oxygen
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i missed that rather pleasing bit of news.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# She's been 'banged up' in a completely different manner then!
cor yeah, 45 days!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Has anyone explained to the braindead strumpet
Exactly what "Going down for 45 days" actually entails in this context?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# When she was sentenced she said 'but I did what they said' and when asked about her plea of drunk driving she said 'I just sign what people tell me to sign, I am a very busy person'.
Frankly she deserves it - she was 15 minutes late for the hearing as well.

In direct contradiction to everything I have just said. her blood alcohol level was 0.08 which is about as low as you can possibly get charged for (maybe a large glass of champagne an hour before) so 45 days is unnecessarily harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I think that on the whole, the American justice system is unnecessarily harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Tonight I am going to run up every mountain in Amsterdam.
Actually, my friend from Amsterdam came over today and saw us. I am thinking about doing the marathon in October.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Is that the marathon in Amsterdam?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I hope not
it'll ruin the surprise
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ha!
mates kid got some unslippery soap, ie, wont slip out of your hands. wonder if jails were in mind when they invented that,
in news: 'paris hilton has been bummed in the shower by a 6 foot dyke with a 14 inch strap on'
would pay for that to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# And I'm sure
a certain hotel heiress would accept that payment.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# goes to local marriot hotel*
or shall i make it a hilton, just to be ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:40, archived)