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# ah hAHAAAA!!!1!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# this needs to be animated
woo!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# but first i would like to know who the hell is it?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# check your porn collection
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# that's not mai su the the lady boy again is it?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Looks a bit like Paris Hilton, although I've never seen her from that angle before....
/obvious reply Co.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Hello.
I missed you earlier and am about do defragment, but I wanted to pop in and make grateful noises.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# tis paris hilton
shes been sent to dykes ville for being a complete waste of oxygen
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i missed that rather pleasing bit of news.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# She's been 'banged up' in a completely different manner then!
cor yeah, 45 days!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Has anyone explained to the braindead strumpet
Exactly what "Going down for 45 days" actually entails in this context?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# When she was sentenced she said 'but I did what they said' and when asked about her plea of drunk driving she said 'I just sign what people tell me to sign, I am a very busy person'.
Frankly she deserves it - she was 15 minutes late for the hearing as well.

In direct contradiction to everything I have just said. her blood alcohol level was 0.08 which is about as low as you can possibly get charged for (maybe a large glass of champagne an hour before) so 45 days is unnecessarily harsh.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I think that on the whole, the American justice system is unnecessarily harsh

(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Tonight I am going to run up every mountain in Amsterdam.
Actually, my friend from Amsterdam came over today and saw us. I am thinking about doing the marathon in October.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Is that the marathon in Amsterdam?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# cool
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I hope not
it'll ruin the surprise
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ha!
mates kid got some unslippery soap, ie, wont slip out of your hands. wonder if jails were in mind when they invented that,
in news: 'paris hilton has been bummed in the shower by a 6 foot dyke with a 14 inch strap on'
would pay for that to happen
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# And I'm sure
a certain hotel heiress would accept that payment.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# goes to local marriot hotel*
or shall i make it a hilton, just to be ironic?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# perfect use of seams
woo
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Is that thilst the
body cavity search is going on?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Just made this
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# needs more dog
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Oh no! Bloody workmates, trying to get me in trouble again!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# The bastards
it's an epidemic. I bet my butler is with them.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I hate it when they nick someone's image,
slightly change it and post it with your name on it. Yeah, that's what they did.

Yeah.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# *sideways scrolls*
Why am I still looking at your dog?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# It's there as a warning that pets and children's entertainers do not mix
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your elongated dog?
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# +n
*smirk*
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# It's a doctored Riverghost image
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# oh! the fun i've missed.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Better than his one!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# hmm
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Did your workmates do that?
Bastards.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Yes, they hacked into my home computer
and stole my tag and posted it through my account because they iz sneaks.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Yes, that sounds very likely.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I bet they nicked your jaffa cakes as well!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# No,
just my teabags
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# THat's lully
You like my new one?

(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# This could go on all night!
Edit: I can't believe someone would try to use such a shit excuse.

Edit again: These'll probably end up in Zoo with the wrong tags on now.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I was thinking the same.
As if you'd tell anyone you use b3ta.


*hides in shame*
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
That would be funny. How would we work out the prize. Easiest way is for me just to get it.
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Or me.
ME!
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# *adds ketchup and mustard*
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Strangley I was tempted to put him in a bun:P
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Needs more teethfff
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# or udders
(, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:11, archived)