Robocop Sunday
Here is Some Robocop Poetry
robocop
a cop robot
party man
party machine
all cop
heres another
ed 209
cant get up the stairs
what fucking loser
designed its fucking feet
heres another one im on fire now:
i got a jet pack
in robocop three
but no one liked
a robot
cop
that could fly
it was a shit idea
one more then:
robocop
going to the shop
to get his din dins
There once was a cop from Detroit,
who was built by the OCP to exploit.
They said this place is so shitty,
lets clean it up and call it Delta City,
Robocop the hero of Detroit.
Death a response to W.B Yeats
Nor dread nor hope attend
A dying animal;
A man awaits his end
Dreading and hoping all;
Many times he died,
Many times rose again.
A great man in his pride
Confronting murderous men
Casts derision upon
Supersession of breath;
He knows death to the bone
Man has created death.
And OCD has created me to sort out this mess.
if a poem is a machine, it’s an animal too. Depending on your stance:
an animal with a machine skeleton (say like Steve Austin, the bionic man)
or a machine shell with an animal heart (say like me- robocop).
being robocop
was great
the best weapons
cool visor thermal vision
my armour titanium
i upheld the law
my real name alex j.murphy
he robocop story: the baddies chopped me up
shot me in the brain
ocd made me into a robot
it was well fucking good
then i got shot up
but i ate some babyfood and took my helmet off
then i got better
and melted a guy with some acid
in robocop two i got chopped up
ocd made me into a crap robot
i talked crap all the time
there was a police strike
and i electricuted myself
then i was better
i had a fight with a rock hard robot
i ripped out his brain
then i got a jet pack
and flew around detroit
but no one liked it
now i live in a submarine
and write peoms
they are really good
robocop
where does the babyfood come out
my robot arse
robotcop
robotcop
takes ages to draw his fucking gun
robotcop
robotcop
he cant fucking run
erm....*dives into bunker*
*puts kettle on*
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Sun 6 May 2007, 16:29,
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hey you got biscuits in here!can I have one?
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs,
Sun 6 May 2007, 16:32,
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i've got jaffa cakesbut i've eaten too many & feel a bit queasy
so you can have the ones that are left
(so you can have the ones that are left
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Sun 6 May 2007, 16:35,
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jaffa cakes?the hand of satan! evil eeevvviiilll
( hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs,
Sun 6 May 2007, 16:38,
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You sirare a nonsense.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 6 May 2007, 16:56,
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I remember this wanker.And Obsessive Compulsive Disorder turned him into a robot?
P.S. I hope that is a picture of you with the leg stuck out (not Robocop because that would be cool).
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Sun 6 May 2007, 16:33,
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P.S. I hope that is a picture of you with the leg stuck out (not Robocop because that would be cool).
So...Can anyone recommend a graphics tablet?
I got as far as wacom and A4 before the thread was kicked off the page.
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Sun 6 May 2007, 16:38,
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I got as far as wacom and A4 before the thread was kicked off the page.
as much Wacom as you can afford.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 May 2007, 16:41,
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Wacom and a4 or a5.Depends how much detail you want.
a6 is too small though.
I have intuos 2.
(a6 is too small though.
I have intuos 2.
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 6 May 2007, 16:42,
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