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[challenge entry] Haven't done a compo entry in a while. :)

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(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:44, archived)
# stealing that idea for my book...
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Goths?
Whats to write about?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# This is my only dalliance with goths:
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# currently...
about 40 pages of cartoons and jokes taking the piss out of them (in a nice way), along with emos (in a not very nice way).
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Surely the 2
are subspecies of the same sub human species?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# goths have better haircuts.
are generally older, like better music, can take a fucking joke, are capably of living semi-normal lives without having to hide in a corner and cry every 10 minutes, and have binocular vision.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:02, archived)
# consider me
edumacated but indifferent.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I'd not consider a goth
anything remotely like an emo. Goths might be fucking weird but they are rarely young kids who affect emotional distress and have chosen to be non-functioning members of society by the time they are 15.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:08, archived)
# i'd rather not be a member of society, if its all the same.
i prefer my life of working only when i need to, going out only when i want to, and generally sitting (or lying around) working on my own stupid projects. and looking like a cross between bill bailey an chewbacca.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:16, archived)
# I do all that too.
It don't mean i need to stop washing, dye everything black and mope about.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:25, archived)
# no, thats emos
i'm a retired goth.

it was too much effort.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Hahaha
666 tears :)
Excellent kk
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
# cos hes so emo
that hes friends with the devil.





or something.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# ha
woo.

(40M)
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# 40M?
And how!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:49, archived)
# I like the unit of despair (Morriseys : Ms?)
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:48, archived)
# yea.
morrisseys wouldn't gfit in the small box.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:49, archived)
# haha
does myspace give those out for free?

EDIT: What gender is the bottom one?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# thats a boy.
i swear.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# surely
'he' would have been dumped more than 4 times, due to miserunderstandings about its gender
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Maybe not.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:12, archived)
# nor. way.
maybe that's what happens when you get to 5M.

(I read that as five molar, sorry..)
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:57, archived)
# molar?
like the teeth?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:14, archived)
# no
6.022×10^23

like a mole.

I dunno. I'm contractually obligated to mention chemistry things.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Ah.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:45, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one.

Needs more " time spent in daylight " Oh hang on, that would be 0 for all ;)
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# haha yay
i dont think your total scores add up though, given the facts, the top one is clearly more than 4% emo than the bottom!

/pedant blog
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:01, archived)
# EEEEEEMMMMOOOO
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:03, archived)
# :O
how rude
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:11, archived)
# I'm not so sure.
He cries more and is deeper in despair, but he looks more cheerful in his picture, which makes his emo % less than it would be if he were crying or something in the picture.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:11, archived)