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(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:44, archived)
# stealing that idea for my book...
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Goths?
Whats to write about?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 10 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# This is my only dalliance with goths:
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 10 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# currently...
about 40 pages of cartoons and jokes taking the piss out of them (in a nice way), along with emos (in a not very nice way).
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Surely the 2
are subspecies of the same sub human species?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 10 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# goths have better haircuts.
are generally older, like better music, can take a fucking joke, are capably of living semi-normal lives without having to hide in a corner and cry every 10 minutes, and have binocular vision.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:02, archived)
# consider me
edumacated but indifferent.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 10 May 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I'd not consider a goth
anything remotely like an emo. Goths might be fucking weird but they are rarely young kids who affect emotional distress and have chosen to be non-functioning members of society by the time they are 15.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:08, archived)
# i'd rather not be a member of society, if its all the same.
i prefer my life of working only when i need to, going out only when i want to, and generally sitting (or lying around) working on my own stupid projects. and looking like a cross between bill bailey an chewbacca.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:16, archived)
# I do all that too.
It don't mean i need to stop washing, dye everything black and mope about.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 10 May 2007, 3:25, archived)
# no, thats emos
i'm a retired goth.

it was too much effort.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Hahaha
666 tears :)
Excellent kk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
# cos hes so emo
that hes friends with the devil.





or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# ha
woo.

(40M)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# 40M?
And how!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:49, archived)
# I like the unit of despair (Morriseys : Ms?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:48, archived)
# yea.
morrisseys wouldn't gfit in the small box.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:49, archived)
# haha
does myspace give those out for free?

EDIT: What gender is the bottom one?
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# thats a boy.
i swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# surely
'he' would have been dumped more than 4 times, due to miserunderstandings about its gender
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Maybe not.
See?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:12, archived)
# nor. way.
maybe that's what happens when you get to 5M.

(I read that as five molar, sorry..)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:57, archived)
# molar?
like the teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:14, archived)
# no
6.022×10^23

like a mole.

I dunno. I'm contractually obligated to mention chemistry things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:45, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one.

Needs more " time spent in daylight " Oh hang on, that would be 0 for all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# haha yay
i dont think your total scores add up though, given the facts, the top one is clearly more than 4% emo than the bottom!

/pedant blog
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:01, archived)
# EEEEEEMMMMOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:03, archived)
# :O
how rude
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:11, archived)
# I'm not so sure.
He cries more and is deeper in despair, but he looks more cheerful in his picture, which makes his emo % less than it would be if he were crying or something in the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 May 2007, 3:11, archived)