b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7178085 (Thread)

# I've stopped smoking cigarettes and started smoking cigars..
I aim to cut those out altogether by the summer and take up the pipe, by the autum I should give up on that and replace them with 2 or 3 blowjobs a day.

I should be off this filthy habit by new years
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# i hope you're not inhaling!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Ah, yes.
The Blowjob replacement therapy approach. I've tried that one on the other half... she didn't go for it.
Sadly.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Well she didn't have anything for you to blow
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# why is it called a blow job
when there is usually little blowing taking place?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# because at the end you 'blow'
as in 'tharr she blows!'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# and if you shove it down her throat far enough
it all comes out of her nose as she gags and coughs.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# and has to blow her nose?
hence blow job
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# how very enlightened of you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I used those nicotine patches a few months ago
It was very painless and I haven't smoked since
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# they make my skin burn
for about an hour after sticking them on
then it just itches like mad for the rest of the day

you can get a nice head rush though if you continue to smoke as well.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I tried them years ago and it did that
Nothing this time though, either they've sorted it out or middle age has deaden my skin
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# tried them
sent me slightly (more) do-lally for a bit.
then i tried moving on to roll-ups, with them being a bit of a hassle to make.
now i can roll up one handed while driving. this may be a new skill that i've learned, but its fuck all use in my quest to stop smoking.

no will power, thats the problem.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# don't worry
the long spell in hospital you'll get from crashing
your car mid roll will help ween you off them :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# unlikely.
i've almost finished my smoking helmet.

exhaust and intake pipes, and a fan to circulate the air. based on a goldfish bowl.

come july 1st, i shall still be smoking in the office!

possibly.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# This was the first time I honestly wanted to give up
I'd just become bored with being a smoker and all the hassles
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Who will you be giving blowjobs to?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# anyone and everyone
I'm friendly like that.

Blow jobs are those multicoloured sweets with chocolate in the middle that you get in tubes aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# That's the ones, yes
although most girls don't seem to like buying them for me.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hate to mention it, but
www.medicalnewstoday.com/healthnews.php?newsid=70495

oral sex is worse than smoking for throat cancer :(

(of course, I presume this means for the...er...giver, so..er)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# that's basically what I was on about
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# oh, right.
well, extra public health info can't be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# pah!!
it says kissing may transmit it also

i think if you're partner has the virus, you're gonna get it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:28, archived)