just went to KFC for lunch (not my choice)if you ever see me in there again you'll know I'm filled with self loathing equal to that of a chronic masturbater.
I think I'm going to puke.
(I think I'm going to puke.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Sat 12 May 2007, 12:40,
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Oh lordyJust walking past the place turns my stomach.
Pretend you're Keira Knightly and stick your fingers down your throat. It's the only way to get rid of it quickly.
Then you can start again!
(Pretend you're Keira Knightly and stick your fingers down your throat. It's the only way to get rid of it quickly.
Then you can start again!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 12 May 2007, 12:42,
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when I do that I pretend I'm a Roman senatorall wrapped in a bed sheet and with a young servant to make me vomit, while another one pours urns of wine into my mouth so it runs over my flabby chins and stains my toga red...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Sat 12 May 2007, 12:44,
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for more of this and other great restaurant criticism,read my new column in the Scotsman on Sunday, only £1.20!
ps: parking was ample.
(ps: parking was ample.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Sat 12 May 2007, 12:42,
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you can try talking about getting "no option mayonaise"there's nothing quite like a deep fried chicken cyst to turn folk off kfc
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 12 May 2007, 13:04,
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and I've been looking for a nemesis since my last one turned out ot be really niceyou interested?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Sat 12 May 2007, 13:36,
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