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# DT?
EDIT: That's lully BTW
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Design and Technology.
Graffix
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Ahhh
Twas CDT in my day (shortly after the Battle of Hastings).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Tapestry building 101?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Majored in 'Weaving Historical Inaccuracies'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# those can often be corrected by a 'stitch in time'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Oof
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# problem dear?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Oh I never did the advanced stuff
We just used to scare the shite out of the teacher by making fake comets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Arf!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That Mr. Halley as a push over
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# how does one construct a comet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ice cube + orbital vector = comet
easy
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# That or dog poo and lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# are you suggesting comets are made of canine faecal matter, carbonated water and aspartame?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Noooo
Proper lemonade obviously! Anyway aspartame subtracts of the natural nuttiness of the dog pooey plop plop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ah, ok
as long as it's got real sugar in, i can believe it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# i imagine the beta testing was rather messy
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ooooo
am gunna make one, i have the ice cube now where do i find an orbital vector?
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# um, you just luz it into space
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# surely
the ice cube would melt while leaving the earths atmosphere, so i think the dog poo and lemonade method would work better.
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# not if you get a big enough ice cube
a titanic-sinker would probably be about right
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# it is now clearly apparent you have never heated a dog shite
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# nope,
i can hoestly say i have never heated a dog shite
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# some good advice would be:
dont!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# the voice of experience
you can spot it a mile off
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i still wake up at night gagging from the smell sometimes
also it burns REALLY quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# advice taken
and noted thanke sir
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# All that lint in your pocket?
Save it up for a couple of months, coat it in sneeze and then get two african swallows to carry it into space on a strand of creeper
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:51, archived)