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# This took a bit to get file sizes down.


I'm going through my photo archive to find pictures for my DT =) Thankfully I love taking photos and never delete anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# DT?
EDIT: That's lully BTW
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Design and Technology.
Graffix
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Ahhh
Twas CDT in my day (shortly after the Battle of Hastings).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Tapestry building 101?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Majored in 'Weaving Historical Inaccuracies'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# those can often be corrected by a 'stitch in time'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Oof
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# problem dear?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Oh I never did the advanced stuff
We just used to scare the shite out of the teacher by making fake comets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Arf!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That Mr. Halley as a push over
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# how does one construct a comet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ice cube + orbital vector = comet
easy
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# That or dog poo and lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# are you suggesting comets are made of canine faecal matter, carbonated water and aspartame?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Noooo
Proper lemonade obviously! Anyway aspartame subtracts of the natural nuttiness of the dog pooey plop plop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ah, ok
as long as it's got real sugar in, i can believe it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# i imagine the beta testing was rather messy
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ooooo
am gunna make one, i have the ice cube now where do i find an orbital vector?
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# um, you just luz it into space
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# surely
the ice cube would melt while leaving the earths atmosphere, so i think the dog poo and lemonade method would work better.
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# not if you get a big enough ice cube
a titanic-sinker would probably be about right
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# it is now clearly apparent you have never heated a dog shite
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# nope,
i can hoestly say i have never heated a dog shite
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# some good advice would be:
dont!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# the voice of experience
you can spot it a mile off
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i still wake up at night gagging from the smell sometimes
also it burns REALLY quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# advice taken
and noted thanke sir
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# All that lint in your pocket?
Save it up for a couple of months, coat it in sneeze and then get two african swallows to carry it into space on a strand of creeper
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# er, what what, this is odd, I am confused
and this still gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# It's a bit creepy with the music I'm playing.
It's some sort of D&B "Codename John - B with U"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# it's clearly the kind of thing that kills someone in their sleep
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# one would be most concerned if it didn't give you the fear
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# whats scary is that I found this a while ago
and it's still going

just rotating menacingly against the background
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Oh dear fucking Lord on a unicycle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# in the internet
you can find everything

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Yeah?
Could it google me a banana wigwam?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# cor
vereh cool.

lacks the word BASTWANK written across the sky in red smoke tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Or does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# terribly sorry, my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# It took hours of cloning to get them out of the original picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# yeah, but you made an excellent job of it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# The world beens more bastwank
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# what the world
beens now
is bastwank
sweet bastwank
that`s a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Alfred Lord Tennyson. 1852.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# No
Chip n Dale 1983:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# nah, that was a pale imitation of tennyson's genius
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Hmm... it seems like you have taken my job
Now tell everyone an interesting fact about George Alagiah
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# George Alagiah
Born, 1732, Didcot, inventor of the thumping boatknuckle
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# George Alagiah once worked at a bavarian pizza shop
Where he invented bastwank pizza, made by slicing up bastwank with freshly sharpened doritos
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# wow i did not know that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:21, archived)