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# this might explain things...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# doesn't explain his daughters though
conspiracy??!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# nothing explains his (adopted) daughters
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# ahaaa!
*winks knowingly*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Oh, how I laughed
The Action Man is a great tool for measuring how loved a child is by his parents. Simply tot up the Action Men owned by the child, and refer to this key.

0-1 Action Men : Child is physically / mentally abused. If he has one Action Man, and it is up his arse, he may also be sexually abused, or gay. Also has headlice.

2-3 Action Men, 1 Vehicle : Child escapes the more serious symptoms of neglect, but the house is devoid of love. Divorce may be on the cards, mostly thanks to the stress caused by the financial burden of raising a child. You.

4-5 Action Men, 2+ Vehicles : Average. The child will grow up contented, and have a string of relationships with Russian spies before settling for an obedient plain girl.

6+ Action Men, All Vehicles : Clearly the parents have just died, and the foster parents want to stop him wetting the bed. Either that or the child knows how to play divorced parents off against each other.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# so...
how many action men did/do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I didnt have any :(
I did have about 4.9 tonnes of lego though.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# ^that!
action man was a gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# pffffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I had an eagle eyes action man with recorded speech
"Enemy tanks approaching"
"What is the password?"

Was the very very first thing I saved up cash for. Cost a fortune. Seem to have a memory of it being about a tenner in 1977 or something. Although on reflection that sounds very expensive indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# 2 and no vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# *dons psychiatrist outfit*
tell me about your muzza...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# what about if you had he-man figures instead?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i had a Castle Greyskull
and a My Little Pony Beauty Boutique. What does THAT say about me?

'ning skug :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# *doffs hat*
good morrow miss bucket ma'am
well i had a cindy range rover... erm ok it was my sisters but... hey look over there
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# pfffft
*makes rubbish welsh joke*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# its ok im not welsh
*also makes a welsh joke about a lesuire center and a sheep*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# *is confused*
*hides it well*

*changes topic*

so, quaife gearbox, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# i just live in wales
oh change subject...
yes for my motorbike powered car
www.quaife.co.uk/Quaife-reversing-box
got one laying about? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# not a reverse one, no
the other half's got quaife gubbins in his racecar though, so i thought i'd ask... :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# o0 does he have cake?
if so you should marry him and take his cake for your own
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# no cake :(
but it's okay, i have recipe books :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# hehe
i had home made apple/black current crumble - yum!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# nice shopping there
but I fear he has spawned
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:56, archived)