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# They should be arrested for waste of a cream bun.
*points in mouth* They should have put it in here.

Know what I did this morning? Put an offer in on our flat.

AAAAAAAAAAGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# cooooooooool
the one you are living in?
details woman!
edit: www.b3ta.com/board/7187957
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# No, different one.
It's all georgian high ceilings and tiny kitchen and big sash bay windows.

AND IT'S GOT AN ORIGINAL VERANDA.

I'm so excited about that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# coooooool
sounds delightful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-7344801.rsp?pa_n=2&tr_t=buy
That's it. It looks way better in real life. Much lighter.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# cor!
looks grand! *fingers crossed*

plus, if you get it, i'll know whereyou live, which'll make stalking you SO much easier
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *hug* cheers lovely.
I can't sit still, I'm too nervous. Cutrrently I'm sat here talking to you lot, flingling my legs around under my desk and tapping my pen when not typing.

I'm basically being really annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# that is a nice place
how much if you dont mind me asking?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# £124,950 (it's only a one bedroom flat, not the whole house. Bottom right corner of it)
And if you gazump me I will fucking have you.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *gazumps*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *gaz humps*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Ooh, you bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# You don't scare me, cyberboy.
I know kung fu.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Cyberboy?
How dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# You have no idea how much I love to wind people up.
Come on glowsticks, cheer up. Don't get your goggles in a twist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# To be fair
I do dance with glowsticks.

And yes, I wear goggles.

But I do not wear fucking white or neon.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Do you wear oddly pointy clothing?
God I used to love watching people go in and out of cyberdog.

horrible place though, gives me a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Cyberdog is horrendous.
I own one item of cyberdog clothing and it has no logos.
Outdated, cheaply made and horribly overpriced (and crap looking) shit.

I wear lots of leather and metal if that counts as pointy.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# That'd do as pointy
Different type though. Better, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# chill out Cap'n - i'm 300000* miles away!
(im had to fart around with the bank and the solicitors/conveyancer's today instead of sleeping)
* may not be real distance but its a hell of a long way!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# im 5 days off settlement
on an apartment! I share your nerves!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I haven't got that far.
I'm going to be a wreck by the end of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# do the hard yards now
its well worth it in the long run,
and good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *Reads price*
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is it made from gold bricks?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# No, it's a property with lots of period features
In one of the most expensive areas of the UK.

How much did you buy your place for?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# £50,000, 10 years ago.
6 bedroom semi (ex Post Office) with 5 bathrooms and rear parking. And One-Stop adjacent
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# In Bradford?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Stotfold.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# And of course everyone wants to live in Stotfold.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Good for you.
10 years ago I was 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# So was I :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# for some reason
I have an image of that portrait of the queen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# You and your sexual fantasies...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *salutes*
'ning Captain.

Congratulations.

I asked my 'tame' estate agent about your stamp duty question yesterday, and he basically confirmed what everyone here said, but added that gazumping hardly ever happens these days and estate agents discourage it, from which I deduce he's a lying twunt.

Still, prompt and courteous, would do again.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# That's fantastic.
Star you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# HA, I make a counter offer
two bags of Quavers AND a bunch of daffodils!

I'm a financial genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I'm going to wee on you.
And not in a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I feel dirty and used


I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Bend over, Blackadder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# The Bishop of Bath and Wells visited my school (when I were a wee nipper)
didn't see him eat any babies. Most disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# That's very upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:16, archived)
# ning cap'n
buying a flat was the most frightening thing I've ever done, but luckily it's now worth 60k more than I paid* for it



*er, strictly I haven't actually paid for it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# And in a year's time
it'll be worth 60k less than you paid* for it...



*and you still won't have paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# soooo
it was you dumping that radioactive waste in my garden
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# It said 'Radon' -
I thought that was just a washing powder...?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I was really thinking of when Brown's not around
to prop up the market with his big fibs.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I'm shitting myself.
the agent's got yet to get back to me. Why di I have to speak to their financial advisor? Why can't they just speak to mine? I spent most of last night doing so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Ahhh...
The joys of buying a house!!

Any help needed, give me a shout.
I went through War and Peace buying my house, and I'm still renovating it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# :D
Be careful, you'll get taken up on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# no probs
mines a 1880's mid demi terrace / semi detatched which had NO central heating, knackered wiring, rotten joists and floorboards, and a bulge in cellar wall bigger than the average beer belly.

Ohhh, the joys of damp proof injections which is a fucking useless concept but one that the mortgage company insists on.

/fucking bastard backhander banks
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# :D
Who are you with? Ours (if it comes through, should hear sometime today) is with Cheltenham and Gloucester.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# C&G are ok ... Lloyds TSB essentially
I'm with Future Mortgages - Only because I'm a 100% buyer no deposit and single purchase!



Note to Captain Wow : Study the above picture. If any walls resemble that above, don't walk away. RUN! FAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Nah, all the walls are straight.
There's a big mirror next to the loo for some reason though.

I haven't asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Perverted sexual deviants if you ask me.
You should fit right in :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# nice
I love damp, the building next door to us is derelict, so we get tons of it. And rats. And Romanian squatters - they all turned up one day with suitcases and moved in. One of them was even wearing a suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha!!
thinks of the young ones and alexie sayle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *lobs bun*
HOLE IN ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Nyumnyumnyumnyum.
*smacks lips*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *kisses*
mmm sweet lips
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I didn't know you were gay for Bertie Bassett
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# there is so much you are yet to learn, muffins!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:31, archived)