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# I got one of those in the post.
A badly composed & photocopied letter saying that my agent in Spain bought some winning lottery tickets.

It must cost a fair amount to send all those spam letters out by post. They must be losing tonnes of cash.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Did you write back
forgetting to put a stamp on?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
#
Always makes me laugh when Greenpeace and other "eco friendly" groups post fucking leaflets and shit through the door, which goes straight in the bin.
(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
#
bin recycling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# err.. yeh...
that's what I meant... I'm vegetarian, too by the way. And I refuse to drink coke, coz that song told me so.
(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I refuse to drink coke
Cos it's shit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# you got them by post?
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# nah
they come as scanned images in your email like usual
it's a bit weird...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# oh right
i never open them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# i get a sly preview just as i click them to delete
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# No,
an actual proper letter in an envelope, with an actual stamp stuck to the front of the letter, delivered from Spain and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# WHAT!?!?
mow that is freaky

i just get the scanned ones as emails
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# i always get stock market tips like that
i am now a millionaire

oh, no wait, *counts pennies*
what are you if you have 1000 pence?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# A pauper
(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Next up at the bar!
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# a student?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Getting the next round in
or possibly really annoying the bloke on the dodgems by trying to pay all in pennies.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:49, archived)