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# pfft
I decided to invent a new slogan for The Sun newspaper the other day*. Here it is, in full format

'The Sun's the one, it's number one! It's the one! The Sun is the one! The Sun's so fun, it's the one! The Sun's the one'

*three seconds ago
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Au contraire, mon brave
I believe it to be thoroughly number two.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# it's good, but it's no
ooh, ahh Daily Star, say ooh ahh Daily Star

now there's a marketing team working hard for it's money :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Daily Star, Daily Star
Aliens have nicked my car
The think 16 year old tits are
Really gooooooood


Me, just now.

I am a LEGEND.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# what's wrong with 16 year old tits?
the owner would be about 27... surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ah, the eternal debate
at what point does a chest become a breast?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# when it's volume of fatty tissue is more than
the volume in the rest of the body.
or failing that
16

'ning Max
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# when they are bigger than the rest of her body?!
/deliberate misreading

morning reg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# exactly
just like this
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# vaguely
testicular
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Max?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Headroom?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Branning
Eastenders


^mictoboy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Ah, fair enough
*edit*
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# depends
but I'm opting for a lowish age + the age of the tit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# 19 year old on page 3 dressed in a school uniform bearing her breasts
is it art
or is it family friendly peadophillia?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# who cares as long as it sells papers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# my younger cousin made a small fortune
selling class mates copies of page 3 girls
50p a pop!
the boy is going to be a business legend when he grows up :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# i for one would like to see this in an ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)