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# :/

*bindun* Sorry. Should have guessed with you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Arf!
*wheezy laugh*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# oh it's alright for you to laugh,
but some of us just aint interlectually inkliened!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# tj:
on this work pc, my cursor arrow sometimes points to the right, depending on what i'm hovering over

any ideas why?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# your PC swings both ways!
have you checked the AC/DC power terminal?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *presses the 'any' key*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Yea, depends what toolbar you're over
Its just a visibility thing, in dreamweaver if you move over a line number in the code, it swaps the curser over so you can see which number you're at.

Not really very helpful to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# aha
i see

ok, next question - is there any way of stopping windows menus from shortening so you only see the most recent items used? tyhat really fucks me off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# do you naturally hang to the left or to the right?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# it's too small to 'hang'
it just sort of wobbles about on top of my scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# does it have small claws?
if so, i'd make sure it hasn't been replaced by a hermit crab
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# In MS Office apps (Word, Excel, etc)
right-click a menu bar or toolbar, choose 'Customize', go to the Options pane, and tick 'Always Show Full Menus'

Meanwhile, if it's your Start Menu (and you're using the 'Classic' Start Menu), then right-click your start button, choose 'Properties', click the 'Customize' button & clear the tick from the 'Use Personlized Menus' tickbox in the 'Advanced Start Menu Options' list.

EDIT : I just re-read that. I may be helpful, but by God am I ever boring....
/oftern alone at parties blog
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# cool ta
edit: YAY!
how about the windows menu?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7193562
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# erm
where's that?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Or still use Windows 2000
.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# On the start bar thing?
Right click the bar
Properties
uncheck "group similar taskbar items" or something

or do you mean in the actual start menu?
*edit* oh, nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I have a computer question
I asked the other board and they wouldn't give me a straight answer

How do I make liks that I've been to go back to being blue instead of purple?

edit: Hooray! Thank you so much main board, you are much better than the talk board.

kisses
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Clear your history
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I'm not sure how to do that
i thought I had done it but all the purple links stay the same

just so you know - I'm looking at pages offline - if that helps
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# WATERSPORTS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I BEG YOUR PARDON?!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# you pissed on my mind
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Oh yeah
sorry about that
I was desperate
*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# He loves windsurfing
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# whenever i feel blue
i just paddle my cannoe

and if i don't feel better
then i like to get much wetter

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# delete your internet history
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Ctrl + shift + del
in firefox works
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# This usually happens in left-hand margins,
and it means that clicking there will select the entire line of text.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# i've been trying to make my arr~ah swing for 15 mins now
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
fucking idiots
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# that's been done several times
but yours is nicely realised and I am happy and have a cup of tea, so

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# pfft
I decided to invent a new slogan for The Sun newspaper the other day*. Here it is, in full format

"The Sun's the one, it's number one! It's the one! The Sun is the one! The Sun's so fun, it's the one! The Sun's the one"

*three seconds ago
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Au contraire, mon brave
I believe it to be thoroughly number two.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# it's good, but it's no
ooh, ahh Daily Star, say ooh ahh Daily Star

now there's a marketing team working hard for it's money :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Daily Star, Daily Star
Aliens have nicked my car
The think 16 year old tits are
Really gooooooood


Me, just now.

I am a LEGEND.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# what's wrong with 16 year old tits?
the owner would be about 27... surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ah, the eternal debate
at what point does a chest become a breast?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# when it's volume of fatty tissue is more than
the volume in the rest of the body.
or failing that
16

'ning Max
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# when they are bigger than the rest of her body?!
/deliberate misreading

morning reg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# exactly
just like this
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# vaguely
testicular
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Max?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Headroom?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Branning
Eastenders


^mictoboy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Ah, fair enough
*edit*
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# depends
but I'm opting for a lowish age + the age of the tit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# 19 year old on page 3 dressed in a school uniform bearing her breasts
is it art
or is it family friendly peadophillia?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# who cares as long as it sells papers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# my younger cousin made a small fortune
selling class mates copies of page 3 girls
50p a pop!
the boy is going to be a business legend when he grows up :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# i for one would like to see this in an ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# ..
hah.... i think having the solution upside down will be harder for the sun readers than the impossible puzzle
(I_am_B, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# the sun has really lost it's teeth
they managed to run a feature on Rufus Wainwright the other day - without mentioning he is gay
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# that's a bit like an article on Lord Levy not mentioning that he's Jewish
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Is he?
Blimey, I actually didn't know that.

Mind you, he'll always be a 'tit man' to me.

/edit/ 145.53.136.229/Listening%20to%20great%20Music/teksten/Docs/Rufus%20Is%20A%20Tit%20Man.htm
for those not faililar with his dad's oeuvre
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha
good old dad.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *wanders off to listen to old records*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I was listening to Career Moves yesterday
Still my favourite of his.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Excellent
I listened to Attempted Mustache on Monday ... it's Loudon coincidence week!

I see from your profile you are a fellow Saddleworthian, btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# i've lost the ability to see from your profile
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Sorry about that
(mwahahahahahahahaha)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# as final images go,
you haven't done bad
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Fucking Hell!!
I've just seen that now.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Yeah I sort of grew up around that area.
Don't really go back that often but I miss the hills.
Is Saddleworthian the proper term? ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I doubt it
I'm not a real one anyway, I'm from t'other side of the hill originally, and spent about 15 years in central Manc but I've been living there about 4 years now.
/story of life blog
'tis a pretty part of the world tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I'm surprised the Sun even mentioned or knows who Rufus is!
Looking forward to his new album.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# THey made me laugh the other day tho the bastards.
They were reporting on Elton Johns mystery illness and the opening line said this:

Elton John mystery illness. AIDS say he is comfortable and recieving the best care.

This is for real!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# SUBLIMINAL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# in an un-noticeable way?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# they YOU are ARE very VERY clever GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I can't decide if you mean that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Heheheh
/secretly reads the sports pages as he likes football blog
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# But...
the Sun sports pages are ill-informed opinion written by fuckwits dressed up as fact.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
#
scores and scorers for the fantasy footy league I do with my mates each year. Not defending the paper, it's bilge.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Ahh
Quality publication, as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# What? Viz..
Cos they've done Sundoku, Stewdoku, Soupdoku, Whodoku, and pretty much every other *.doku you could think of.
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# needs a zoodoku
and a sunutsu
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:55, archived)