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# Hands up anyone here who
thinks she's been playing on swings and watching cartoons for the last few weeks?
(songsforeveryone, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I think that I might speak for all parents on here when I say
that I would prefer to think that until such time as it is proved otherwise that she has been taken in order to fulfil a motherly void in somebody else's life.

Life's just a bit easier that way.

/quite aware of the harsh realities of life blog


edit: I am also aware that b3ta is not the place to be if one is easily offended by anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I'm surprised abducted by Aliens hasn't been suggested
Until now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# of course
it's been staring us in the face all along

she's been taken by alien for probing.

i'm not sure if that better then the paedos or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# depends on the alien
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I still like this
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# or dingoes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# haha
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# *insert swinging on something else joke*
here
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I think she woke up and went out to the beach
and she's sharkfood, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:44, archived)