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# OK! IM DAMN MAD FOOL
In the newsletter they have the 'singing monkeys', but, to my dismay, they are not monkeys at all! one is a bush baby, the other a slender loris, both of which are prosimians that are, while primates, not monkeys. Morons.
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)
# But would you tell it to their faces?
I think not
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# i would
but i could not shit myself to put enough effort into finding the email.

also, i thought to rally support of the masses against this atrocity.
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Dictionary Definition of a monkey includes
"One that behaves in a way suggestive of a monkey, as a mischievous child or a mimic."
These Spongmonkeys are definately imitating the monkey form by name and can therefore be classed as monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# I'm talking primatology, SCIENCE!
not your crappy-ass attempt at the english language. while you're there, i've been trying to remember to look up the defenition of 'archon', could you do that for me? thanks.
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)
# If you are going to split hairs in half
I shall split them into quarters.
And besides, its just a fun animation.
edit: ar·chon ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ärkn, -kn)
n.
A high official; a ruler.
One of the nine principal magistrates of ancient Athens.
An authoritative figure; a leader: archons of cultural modernism.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)
# well then i will split the quarters into halves and re -arrange them with duct tape, just for the hell of it
oh, i've gone and posted my message in the subject...
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Why did you want to know about 'Archon'
Or was that a silly question?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)
# well I'd seen it alot today in various games (starcraft, final fantasy 9)
And I realized i hadn't an idea what it meant.
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Well now we both know
goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)
# well thank YOU Jerry
thats spoiled my weekend then
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Someone inform
the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# they are spongmonkeys, not monkeys
search b3ta for 'spongmonkey'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# then they should be
spongprosimians, jerk.
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)
# "Just who do you think you are? You damn well think you're god or something?
I think you are the devil itself"
- ManicStreetPreachers (Sampled by)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)
# They are spongmonkeys
which as far as I can tell is something entirely different.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Nope, they're monkeys.
Unless of course you'd also like to launch a tirade against the entire of southern England referring to everyone who lives north of... well, themselves, as northern monkeys, when clearly they're apes.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
# there is dispute
as to whether or not humans should be called apes.
(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)
# What else are we?
Asking cos I really don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)
# badgers

duh
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)
# It would make sense,
explains the bad attitude anyway.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Well, they're not monkeys anyway.
Which was the point.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:45, archived)