There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's elvish.

This has got to have been done hasn't it? I mean apart from by Terry pratchett in 'Soul Music'
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:28,
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erm, shouldn't he have
a hairnet?
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_,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:28,
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Elvish dandruft
only adds to the flavour.
It's magic, see?
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:34,
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heheh
I like the billy bass!
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maddave,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:32,
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argh
MIND PISS!!!!!!!! RUN
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Mortimer,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:35,
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Didn't see old Billy there
Quality
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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine....,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:39,
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I like the
big mouth billy bass reference there
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Mortimer,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:34,
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meh
meh
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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:34,
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T'was done, but without the billy bass...
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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:48,
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Curses
And I checked the spazz too!
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:50,
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