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# i need a new poncy huge telly
my one has lost all teh green
now everything is a hint of purple
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Sounds like 'Prince Syndrome'
you need Muppet Show Season 3 DVD, that'll get yer green back
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# sounds like a plan!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Sounds like your CRT is fucked
try sticking a magnet to the side of it for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# i tipped it on it's front for a day
and that made it work ok for about a week

it is 15 years old now
it's also been dropped from a loft hatch
but it was ok, it bounced off jesus*

*true story
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Well in that case
take it out in the garden and chuck a brick at the screen. Best fun you can have with a busted telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# but then, i wont have anything to play N64 on :(
sniff sniff
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *covets 37" widescreen flatpanel*

begone, foul demon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *coverts long lay ins on a weekend and the absence of screaming children*


i make them wear gags now
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Sounds like it needs degaussing
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# it's not a bong, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# :o)
I thought it could be fixed with a "special wand".
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:35, archived)