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# whale/thames
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Would you laugh if PEOPLE HAD BEEN KILLED?

Would you? Even if the people were killed by exploding from over-eating? Would you laugh then?

I bet you would, you utter bar staff.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# prolly
this is b3ta you know.

i deal with tragic events by finding the humor in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# and if it's not obvious where the humour is
then try cutting the bodies open and shoving stuff about until you find it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# TERROR!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# is this the new frog fucks granny or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I just jumped onto the fearmongering train
I'm aiming at Mail on Sunday stature
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# ANGST!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Success!
*grants the police extra powers and erode civil rights*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *REMORSE*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *secretly jails without trial*
every time you remorse you are helping them
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# *CONFESSES*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *tortures*
reminds me of this www3.nationalgeographic.com/salem/
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# That was a cool ride~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Where!?
Quick, grant the police extra powers and erode civil rights!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# ^This!
They hate us because of our freedom. Quick, hide the freedoms!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# yep.
this is b3ta after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# hell yeah
exploding from over-eating would be hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# why am i looking at your "look at me, i've a poncy huge telly and DVD that makes it look like a fireplace/fishtank"?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I know you are but what am I?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# No - she went of her own accord!
AICMFP

Mornington Crescent.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Mr Tea, please let me introduce you to Mr Monitor...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# i need a new poncy huge telly
my one has lost all teh green
now everything is a hint of purple
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Sounds like 'Prince Syndrome'
you need Muppet Show Season 3 DVD, that'll get yer green back
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# sounds like a plan!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Sounds like your CRT is fucked
try sticking a magnet to the side of it for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# i tipped it on it's front for a day
and that made it work ok for about a week

it is 15 years old now
it's also been dropped from a loft hatch
but it was ok, it bounced off jesus*

*true story
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Well in that case
take it out in the garden and chuck a brick at the screen. Best fun you can have with a busted telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# but then, i wont have anything to play N64 on :(
sniff sniff
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *covets 37" widescreen flatpanel*

begone, foul demon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *coverts long lay ins on a weekend and the absence of screaming children*


i make them wear gags now
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Sounds like it needs degaussing
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# it's not a bong, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# :o)
I thought it could be fixed with a "special wand".
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 21 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# oh you shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# well, ok
just this once.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:28, archived)