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# That godhatesfags.com
is mad. They reckon the Queen Mum's in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:35, archived)
# fag-enabling
prime minister tony blair? i don't know why i find that so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)
# Its like he
Switches them on by the sound of it...
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:43, archived)
# its like out of star trek or something
"computer.... enable fags"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:45, archived)
# 'mince factor 10...
mr Sulu'
'ooooh go on with you! - i thought you'd never ask - mince factor 10 it is!'
'i'm a doctor, not a drag queen'
and on...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:50, archived)
# "Dammit Jim
Im a doctor not a gay switch onner!"
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)
# and all the doors go...
(pssss...bj...fiver!)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:54, archived)
# shut
that
door!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Fags enabled Captain Kirk
Good. Fire the fags at will, we'll scare those klingons into defeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)
# 'load torpedos'
'torpedos loaded captain!'
'oh god that feels good'
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)
# "kirk, you leave us klingons no choice but to destroy your ship"

"ooh, get her...."
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Bones, I need you on the bridge...
"Dammit Jim, i'm not pulling another glass golfing trophy out of spock's gary glitter"
(Apocalypse, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)
# I was going to make a joke
about him turning them on, but I forgot what I was going to say, and now the momemtn has passed.

Nutscurf!
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)
# I like the
"Hitler says she's the most dangerous woman on earth" Oh well that proves it, send her to hell now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:44, archived)
# should we really
trust hitler's opinion?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 9:45, archived)
# and wasn't hitler gay anyway?
...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)
# well he surely could
dance
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)