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# Need to learn to photoshop
I've been lurking on this site for far too long. Does anyone have a decent photoshop tutorial they can reccomend I look at? The *ahem* entirely legal copy of photoshop I have just acquired is version 4.

I love this site, and have some ideas which look great in my head. I just need some help.

That or a life. either way is good.
(Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# not sure how good they are, ive only glanced at a couple.... :)
linky
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# You SICK FUCK
it's full of disemboweled animals!!!


not really
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Threadjack


Just testing new webspace...
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Cool,
it works... might rejoin b3ta again after I move house.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# what do you mean "rejoin"?
Your soul is lost to b3ta for eternity and a fortnight.
Muhahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# tehe
and what a good test it was :D
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# That is a good
pic

:)
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# woo
downloading a 179 mb realudio file which says its 3jrs long.
1MB/minute the sound quality must be pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# check it - Over The Edge (Negativland)
www.negativland.com/ote_live/011003.ram
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I would check it
But the bastard uni proxy cache firewall doesn't let real media through in any way shape or form.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# i've worked out it's so big because they've stuffed a load of different streams together into 1 file
i'm still only getting 32 kb/s.
Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Quick threadjack
Big WOO to m3tatween 2!
Tempenc'ed it to VCD and put some silent-movie-slapstick-type music on, and it's great on the telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:03, archived)
# where's m3tatween 2?
Is it linkied in your profile Prof F?

I shall look for myself.



(I'm over here)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# yep
same place as last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# It's in special Thinscreen too
an exclusive format.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# yes
nice to see a couple of my key frames in there too :)
(There is no Mr Spoon, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# yep, thanks
if you get any more send them along.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# quite wise
in my humbug opinion. Real Media is a bit poo. And it cost me a support job at the BBC - one of the questions in the test was "What streaming media does the BBC site use?" And I thought "Nah, they wouldn't use something as utterly shite as Real...", but they do.

Cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# It seems
a bit weird but the Beeb's realaudio content gives me better results than their wmv stuff.
Why they can't use streamed mp3 is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# It's probably beyond
the chap who might possibly have received a nice healthy bonus for deciding upon that format for the beeb website.

*rubs beard thoughtfully*


*realises he doesn't actually have a beard*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Real is shit. WMA is shit.
Oh well, at least the UN has taste (she says, listening to "The Archers" as we speak...)
(I helped save b3ta! esganorp has no hummus, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# o/t
is that like Fate Amenable to Change?
/banks
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Yep.
I can't remember the exact wording of this name (Seriously lacking in Gravitas?) But I like it a lot.

/
(Experiencing a significant gravitas shortfall, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# thats my first and last bit of plagarism. ever.
damn, will have to think of my own witty name now...

/
(Experiencing a significant gravitas shortfall, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# No, keep it
but register with it ;-)
Its correct too - full list
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)