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# I got bitten by a red back one.
I did turn it into a small nasty spider into a flat wide one. Then got myself to hospital:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Spider pancake
Best way for spiders to be
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Remind me never to let you cook for
me...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I once got raped by a funnel web
So I took a shit on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Right on it
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I almost choked on (was going to say lovely but won't) tea.
/using sweetener so it's nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ewwwwwww
The biggest mistake is having sugary tea in the first place. You fucking heathen.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I'm a milk only person.
No sugar in tea and no milk or sugar in coffee:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ooh, coffee bravery
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I can drink tea without sugar and milk..
but if there's milk in it then there must be sugar as well or it's just not the same. Though in saying that I'll probably smoke 20 cigs with it so my taste buds won't have a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hurrah for destroying your tastebuds with the power of cigs
*destroys*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# spiders can't draw to save their lives
that's why when you have bad handwriting they say 'looks like a spider scrawled across the page'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Well at least mine was non-fatal:P
Wasn't a particularly pleasant experience.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# It's not pleasant even looking at spiders if you ask me :-S
I hate the little bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# But they kill all the flies
Goddamn I hate the flies... the fuckers are *everywhere* at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Gah, tell me about it
I've got a room full of kamikaze flies and I'm their sodding target :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# then you should simply avoid entering your fly room.
Unfortunately, mine have permeated throughout the entire flat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:04, archived)