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# maybe we could club together and buy some kind of bubble
like a hamster ball and roll about the world spider free. just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:30, archived)
# Clearly you've never heard
of the Hamster Ball Spider.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:32, archived)
# christ
they even have water spiders now. i would live on a submarine but im not sure about crabs.. i mean whats their agenda ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Good question my friend.
www.tnaqua.org/Newsroom/HighRes/SpiderCrab_popup.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:40, archived)
# argh
its belly is closing its eyes and sticking its tongue out at me. bastard crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:43, archived)
# In our local Whole Foods store
they sell crabs' legs that look like 18-inch long spiders' legs. I don't know what kind of crab they're from, and of course I personally don't eat anything that's ever had a face and/or parents, but it still disturbs the crap out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:45, archived)
# vegetables have faces too
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:51, archived)
# It doesn't count if you draw them on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# You're sure?
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Their agenda is tasting good.
mmmm. crab legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:43, archived)
# then you are a liability
and as such you are no longer allowed in my bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:45, archived)
# THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:47, archived)
# not with a whimper, or a bang
but with crab legs.

and melted butter. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:56, archived)
# WALK LIKE CRAB, TASTE LIKE PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:09, archived)
# That sounds FUN.
and refreshingly arachnid-challenged.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7231264
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:35, archived)
# With my luck
I would construct the perfect bubble, that no creater could penetrate...and then find that there was ONE fly in it, just one, buzzing and flitting about incessantly, driving me crazy. And I would have to decide whether to open up the bubble to let it out, and risk letting all the other bad stuff in; or just live with the fly, forever and ever.

Yes, this is how it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:40, archived)