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[challenge entry] Thought it appropriate


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(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)
# tell me how
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)
# now tell me why
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)
# then tell me when
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:31, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:32, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# in the kitchen, at parties, with the wine box.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Oh no!
They've cut off proffessor's plums and buried him in the library under iron bars!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:33, archived)
# fuck me, you are wierd
/chalks another one up for the stats board
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:35, archived)
# I'm not wierd
I'm big boned!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)
# +1
*titter*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Does nobody sleep around here?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)
# I'm actually asleep
and using b3ta via a neural sleep interface
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)
# I'm not allowed.
I have to reply every time dingobeats does as he's secretly after my throne and I can't let him think me weak. Or mad, definitely not mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:37, archived)
# haha
I haven't even seen the stats page in about 3 weeks

I don't care about stats :D

laa laa laaa
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I was seriously considering it a few minutes ago.
But then I hit F5...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)
# a classic mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)
# when will you tell me
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:33, archived)
# After I've had my breakfast
consisting off eggs, bacon, toats, eggs, toats, sausage, toats, eggs, bacon and beans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# mmm lovely
toats
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)
# actually, I have all the ingredients for a fine quality breakfast
but most are in the freezer

so I guess I'll just have a small portion of salt on a saucer and dab a tomato into it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:37, archived)
# i've got the horn for some bacon now
and I really should as she makes me eat like a monk on the books of Dior when she's home. But it might be cheese and crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)
# tender porcine strips
on freshly buttered toats

and the butter is dribbling over the bacon and dripping out of the toats with bacon piquancy

yum
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:44, archived)
# or blend all the frozen ingredients
into a healthy full english smoothie!
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:41, archived)
# I'd better fill up the fryer with lard
don't want to miss any potential calorific intake

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)
# then best put some wheetabix and sugar in there as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)
# man
after I've digested that lot I'll shit so hard I'll crack the planets mantle
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)
# is that after you've cracked the crust ?
or before?
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)
# the crust will disintegrate in the path of my mighty throbbing turd!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:03, archived)
# I don't like Mondays
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)
# when you are walking along the road
and you are thinking happy thoughts
and a voice screams out shouting "SPOOON!!!!!!"
and you are impaled on the face with a FUCKING HUGE IRON SPOON
that's what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)
# yay!!
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/cartoon1large.jpg

whoops.. may be a bit biggish.. linked
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)