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# Lack of effort and/or hummus?
Yes, bindun.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# saucer of milk to table 4
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *chucks milk at waiter*
I SAID SEMI SKIMMED YOU DEAF WANKER
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# you called?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Are you deaf?
Don't tell me things like that, I'll cast aspersions. Damn League of Gentlemen.

edit- was that just a really unsupportive thing to say?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# har!
I see what you did there
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# pardon?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Is my sweetie allowed in?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *has unnecessary thoughts about mars bars*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *slaps repeatedly*
You're a BAD MAN.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# you're the one with the paddle!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *looks at paddle*
*looks at ballgag*

Crap.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# i rest my case
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Ahhhh
but what's IN the case, hmm? Hmmmmmm?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *opens case*
*face bathed in golden glow*






terry's all gold
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Ooh
posh git.

*wants Terry's All Gold now*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *picks up case*
*sells on eBay*

*profits*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I always preferred bitgags
less dribbling.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Duct Tape
FTW
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# OW
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# harsh but effective
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# But dribbling is more fun.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Pfft, I think not.
If the liquid latex paint stuff stuck properly, I'd well paint it over half my head (lower half, not including nostrils) and go to TG.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# :D
I used bondage tape for that once. Twas fun.

Problem is when you get smoke in your nose and sneeze, and for the rest of the night you don't realise you're dribbling snot all over your chin.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Niiiiiiice
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# don't forget to deep fry it first of all.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Depends.
I would have to see a picture. Preferably a naughty one.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I thought you'd already seen one and murmured approval?
Might have been a while ago though.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I have such a pants memory, I really do.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)