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[challenge entry] Probs bindun



From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(creem all over your face, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Not in MSPaint
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# even in MSpaint
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Lack of effort and/or hummus?
Yes, bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# saucer of milk to table 4
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *chucks milk at waiter*
I SAID SEMI SKIMMED YOU DEAF WANKER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Are you deaf?
Don't tell me things like that, I'll cast aspersions. Damn League of Gentlemen.

edit- was that just a really unsupportive thing to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# har!
I see what you did there
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Is my sweetie allowed in?
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *has unnecessary thoughts about mars bars*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *slaps repeatedly*
You're a BAD MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# you're the one with the paddle!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *looks at paddle*
*looks at ballgag*

Crap.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# i rest my case
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Ahhhh
but what's IN the case, hmm? Hmmmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *opens case*
*face bathed in golden glow*






terry's all gold
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Ooh
posh git.

*wants Terry's All Gold now*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *picks up case*
*sells on eBay*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I always preferred bitgags
less dribbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Duct Tape
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# OW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# harsh but effective
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# But dribbling is more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Pfft, I think not.
If the liquid latex paint stuff stuck properly, I'd well paint it over half my head (lower half, not including nostrils) and go to TG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# :D
I used bondage tape for that once. Twas fun.

Problem is when you get smoke in your nose and sneeze, and for the rest of the night you don't realise you're dribbling snot all over your chin.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Niiiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# don't forget to deep fry it first of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Depends.
I would have to see a picture. Preferably a naughty one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I thought you'd already seen one and murmured approval?
Might have been a while ago though.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I have such a pants memory, I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I really wish Fraser would write a list of disclaimers
and things to avoid. Like 2 second MSPaint jobs

*Edit - I will rescue this post with the aid of a baby ginger monkey

Thread officially rescued
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# a tad egotistical HT
=P
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# which bit?
I just get fed up of the repetition of obvious things like a quick scribble of orange over a famous head. Well crafted shopped hair I can deal with, but flat colour in 2 seconds is a bit of a rum deal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# "Thread officially rescued"
although i am just messing about
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I meant my one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# fair do's
i was only joking anyway
lovely little ginger monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Telemonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# heheh
that's my avatar on last.fm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# AHEM!
not everything done in paint is shite!




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# You ARE the paintfuhrer.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hehehe! I was only pixelling orders!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Sorry, let me expand on what I meant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# no need!
I know you feckin' LURVE me! Hahaha! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# more than you can possibly imagine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# You two are putting some right mental images in my head.
Lots of pale bottoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I was more imagining HT to be Obi Wan a la Guinness
and I was Darth Punster . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# That is so good it hurts my very fingers to type it!
(Northern Lovely, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
Don't hurt those lovely, lovely talented drawding fingers!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# teh woo
done in illumastrator shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# nope
those are both paint C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# so what have you seen done in paint
that wasn't shite?

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha!
*doesn't chase*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# *waits outside for eleventy days*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# certainly not!

okay maybe a little
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# You lose at this challenge
and life.



Sorry, but applying orange in MS Paint to a picture is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Ning sir!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# wee bit tired. probably should have gone to bed a bit earlier last night
but there was nonsense to written upon this board.

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I'm more ill than yesterday
but I managed to get my work done this morning.

Time will tell whether it's up to standards.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I disagree,
I like it a lot - the simplicity adds something to the image I feel.

Certainly it is subjective.

*Demotes wastedindustries: Moron <= Borderline deficiency*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Noooooo
You evil dictator you!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# first chance to roll this out then
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# erm
There should be no apostrophe in NAZI'S
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# yes
but there is one missing in WONT

so it's sort of karmic punctuation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# You dropped this: '
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# No he didn't
it sneaked into "NAZI'S"...

Edit: beaten to it!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# What's wrong with it?
Lovely anim
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# see, I like this
Paint or no Paint
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# I am recently of the opinion that b3ta should scrap the weekly image challenge
as it just pollutes the board with crap* and pushes all the good stuff off.

Either that, or contest entries should have their own dedicated board.


*obviously there are some great image entries, but many, many more shit ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# We have crap and good stuff on the board regardless of compo entries
and if we didn't have crap, we'd have nothing to measure the good stuff against.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# This is a good point
but gawd, there has been a lot of tut on the boards over the last few weeks. It's one long Tuesday!
(Northern Lovely, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# That's OK though, isn't it?
If we encouraged the less talented people instead of shouting 'Fail' and similarly hurtful things, we might improve the overall standard of the board.

Many of us, me included, were rubbish when we started here and have benefited from friendly B3tans giving encouragement and/or constructive criticism.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# "Fail" is encouragement.
It encourages people not to fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# You are right on that
but the problem seems to be that the vast majority of people who are crap don't actually take our advice.
They consistently post bollocks on the board with massive filesizes, and ignore any attempt to help them.
That's when the 'FAIL' pictures come out.

I agree though, b3ta should be more fluffy, and I'm not helping :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# but its people that just do not give a shit about b3ta at all
that cannot be bothered to look down 4 inches to see that people just sticking ginger wigs on any old picture are getting flamed. And that do not listen when given friendly advice.

That's ok - mine will be much better!1!!11oneoneone


CUNTYBOLLOCKS. B3ta is going to the fucking dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# That's a fair point
But there are a lot of people who don't understand things very quickly.

You're right that there are people who are just annoying and ignore advice but we feed them by giving them attention.
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Good point well made
I'll still mock the failers though. Tis the B3ta way!
(Northern Lovely, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# but image challenges encourage 'easy' opportunities for people that wouldnt normally bother posting
like this one - put a ginger wig an any old picture and post it, seems to be the order of the day.

WANK WANK WANK.


(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# And If the board only allowed good stuff
then new people would never post and learn/improve
and B3ta would stagnate
I wellcome new talent
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I completely agree
my point is that the image challenge encourages a much larger percentage of '20 second mspaint' type efforts - and depsite constant moans and suggestions from other members about the shitness of it all - no one seems to pay a blind bit of notice, and continually posts the same shit over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Does it not blow over after a couple of days?
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# unfortuantely not.
Another suggestion - have the image challenge starting mondays and ending wednesdays, so at least we have a a few days where the board isn't full of identikit crap.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# It's a thought.
But a shorter amount of time in which to create the entries would just make people think they have to rush shit out, wouldn't it?

Mind you, people think that already, so it won't be much of a difference ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# i'd just steer clear of b3ta until thursdays
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Announce the subject of the challenge on say Monday
but prevent any entries until say Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# We wouldn't have to wait for it to blow over if the challenge didn't exist :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Good point
I don't know if it seriously bothers many people though - or just a vocal minority. Hmmm... maybe I should do another survey...


And thanks Mugatu for starting an interesting discussion. :)
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# To be honest I'm not all that bothered.
I do get a bit annoyed with streams of shit posts - but b3tans make it better by replying to the shit posts with funny posts. FAIL pics, funny comments or just plain reposts can make a useless thread worthwile.

Although I sometimes think it'll be funnier if shit posts didn't get any replies or attention at all. Just sunk to the bottom of the board, completely disregarded :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# It does happen
to all of us ;)
(Pachey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I think the secondary board option
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I agree
I haven't liked the image challenge for a while - notably the dire top trumps one and the 'years too late' 9/11 one.

They're as annoying as bandwagons now.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I'm for scrapping.
If the challenge is crap, people still feel compelled to post crap for it even though they know it's crap. Why? Why don't they spend some time on it and make it good, or just not post it at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# ^This
Shit posts don't bother me too much. It's the shit ones where they go, "Quick and rubbish and massive filesize and been done a million times before, not funny and doesn't deserve its own thread, so I'll start a new thread with it anyway," that annoy me.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# stop whinging everyone.
jeez, what did hitler ever do to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# broke my nan's banjo with his clown feet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] GINGER LOL!
/mugatu
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7266008
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)