b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7297417 (Thread)

# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Son!
*cuddulates*

Now, me and your Mum aren't going to be around for a couple of days.

There's food in the fridge and a fiver on the mantelpiece - no wild parties, no drugs, other than that please yourself!

You can phone us if you need us.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Aww, dude
We could have used that fiver for 'local delicacies'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# JESSIE!
*curls up in pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# APHEX!
I held a trantukla last night, he was very cool, but I'm still glad to get back to proper fluff

*scratches behind ear*
*digs mink-snmacks out handluggage*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *scurries up leg*
*Grabs pawfulls of minkfood*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# *hoofs in the knackers*
OI thems my snacks!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *Shovels last snack into mouth*
*springs away before Jessie notices*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Those were pocket lint balls
*gives snacks to the minky one*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# woohoo!!
*ferments food into a crude beer. buys a hooker with the fiver, burns house down*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Nooooo!
You realise I'll have to make a new house out of wood when we get back now?

Bah, you kids. And if it rains over the weekend, you'll get soaked.

Oh and by the way, your leg's on fire...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Hello... French polishers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# 'ello son!
y'alright?

I'm on a shitty blocked connection at Stanstead...profane site? BAH
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *looks to left*
Ooh, hello you!

=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *looks to right*
*jumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,
here i am
stuck in the middle with you..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# mum!!
what are you doing at stanstead?
can i come?!
ITS NOT FAIR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)