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# I always have a milky bar lodged in my japseye
it makes me feel alive.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# you sick bastard.

squeeze dairylea down there, kids will do anything for the taste.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I tried cheesey strings
but it became too confusing.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I attempted an Edam enema...
word of advice: don't.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Camembert coitus
is like the holy grail of cheese-based sex.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Oh Waspy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *vibrates*

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I see...
I was going to work up to it with a Monterey Jack Off...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
rub it over your babybel end
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# there is nothing like a whole stilton
sweating in a warm room awaiting you to delve into it's stinky moulding centre
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# no, you tried a 4dam enema . . .


(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha
that just sounds painful and wrong.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# fucking cheesy strings ads!
Spikey-hair kid : "I have cheezy strings!"
Adult : *looks confused by cool product*
kid : "I win!"
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# spikey haired kid: i have cheese strings
adult: congratulations on having dole-scum parents
spikey haired kid: (o_o)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)