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[challenge entry] USB 2.0

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(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)
# I am the
sandwich in your fridge that starts going mouldy only a day after you've bought it from the shop at the garage, frucking cheapskates only buy in
the lowest quality produce they can find it makes me sick to my stomach to think of the stuff they claim is "fresh"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)
# ...
This is of little relevance to my image, sir.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Only the bestbefore sticker is fresh.
Pealed off and foredated every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)
# I am the
bit at the end of my bed where the mattress curves towards the floor, making it impossible for me to stretch out and keep my feet warm at the same time it sickens me to think that the manufacturer could have done something about this but they were too cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# I am the tower around which you orbited I am not proud I am just taking orders I fall to the ground within hours of impact I HIT BACK WHEN HIT AND ATTACK WHEN ATTACKED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:24, archived)
# i am an accident waiting to happen, i'm laughing like mad while you strangle the captain
I should really listen to more of the Dresden Dolls.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Comfort hasn't failed to follow so far.
 
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:32, archived)
# I want to sex you in the butt
like... what you poop through.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)
# have a woo from me
Seeing as Mrs Meat's PC only has USB 1.1, i feel your pain :-)
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:46, archived)
# Oh, yes...
If I could vote a dozen times for this, I would. As XP's "helpful little messages" go, this one pisses me off more than all the others.
(philbo baggins, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes!
Why, oh, why isn't it clever enough to work that out?

Bloody stupid American rubbish.
(Wonkey.Donkey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Quite
Mrs Lolwhites' laptop does this every time.
(lolwhites, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)