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# Can I repost this one then?
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(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Oh holy shuddering fuck
My phobia of impregnation just got so VERY much worse
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:23, archived)
# oh?
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(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)
# phooowhaarr
sexy tum
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:25, archived)
# GAH
The idea of being inhabited by a parasitic life form feeding off your blood supply before forcing its way through one of my favourite parts of myself thus rendering it utterly useless for anything other than polishing laminate floors does not appeal.

And that is one luxurious happy trail.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# I'm am a man
I blank out the meaning and only see nice preggy belly
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:30, archived)
# BUT IT HAS HANDS PUSHING THROUGH IT
That is NOT a "nice preggy belly"!!! *hides in a corner*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)
# yeah
that dude is totally pregnant
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)
# what? I thought it was a woman has very
small hands and look really dainty
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:33, archived)
# That much hair on a woman's belly kind of puts me off
A little trail of downy fluff is cute, but that stuff's almost pubic
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)
# true, true
I prefer a nice little line of fluff
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:37, archived)
# eh...
I'm just looking at the happy trail
and the penis
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:26, archived)
# Ooh, it would be like pissing out a pillow.
But don't you worry about THIS?
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(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)
# Oh god
I'm never swallowing again
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:32, archived)
# I could keep reposting worrying pictures of babies all night
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)
# And I will
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(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:34, archived)
# that scared the shit out of me first time i saw it.



it gave me the wormfingers flashback for some reason.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:38, archived)
# I can only hope to aspire to such levels
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Please don't
PLease, please...

The only thing that scares me more than babies is clowns and that thing people do when they peer rounds doors like a sideways Chad, then slide up and down. For some reason that nearly gives me a panic attack just thinking about it.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:35, archived)
# oh, I can do clowns too
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(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:36, archived)
# YOU HATE SPAZZCAT
AICMFP
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:38, archived)
# I hate everyone
because I can't afford to give you your £5
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:40, archived)
# ahhhahhahahh!
 
That is fucking GLORIOUS.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:03, archived)
# arsehole eyes
scary shit holes!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)
# they were his nostrils you sick sick man
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:24, archived)
# they look like
bumholes
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:25, archived)
# ^this
in fucking spades
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:29, archived)
# spades?
what does that mean?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:31, archived)
# large amounts
or black people, depends on your choice of interpretation
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I thought that said
"Large amounts OF black people"
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Spades of spades?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:43, archived)
# RACIST
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:47, archived)
# But isn't that the TRUE spirit of christmas?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Oh yeah
Bet you love your WHITE Christmasses don't you

BIGOT! RACIST! XENOPHOBE! RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)
# meh...
you're all anglophiles...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:32, archived)
# Not me.
 
I hate those pommie bastards.

: D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:41, archived)
# So do I.
AND THE FUCKING SWEDISH.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:43, archived)
# I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN THOSE NORDIC MOTHERFUCKERS FOR ABBA.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Bless you, Yeknom,
for creating that which should never be seen.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)
# If ony I could make the pope say the same
but he's blocked me on MSN the bastard.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 2:33, archived)