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# the thing is you see, i would
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Paris? Really?
but she looks like a man.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# too right
she wouldn't know what had come over hit her
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# she is afflicted with the coulthard jaw
and cannot walk through normal width doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ^_^
would what, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I'm thinking it is
something involving tea and scones. Jam scones.
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
#
with cream.

you cannot possibly forget the cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Yes,
followed by a jolly-good rogering
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# really?
violently, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ^This
*Ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# let's not be ashamed any more brother!
let's say it loud and proud!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Heah!!!
Let's fuck the heiress!
We love it and we know she'll fake it too!
(duck Quack !, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# it would be a mutually profitable venture
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I, Walrus Man, do hereby declare that,
given the chance, I would plough that fetid bucket-clunge all night long.

I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ... stab her violently in the anoos with a meat hook?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# is that what the kids are calling it these days?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I would too
but the only time she STOPS making silly noises is when she's having sex

(spook, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)