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# Larry King gets all excited about interviewing Paris Hilton


Cheap cheap i know.... Laryr King indeed

But here's what the rest of us want to do....

(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# those horrible beady little eyes...
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# cold, dead soulless.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# i very much agree with that.
for it is fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# maybe she's one of those reptilian aliens?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# *calls Shatner*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# he'll only try to have sex with it
and then fight someone in a silly costume
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# who
and who?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Laryr King
he's Welsh, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# is he related to Dai?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I'd imagine all welsh people are related to A Dai
Whether it's ours, we do not know.

It's the wrong surname though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# well, she was Princess of Wales
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *goes to work on an egg*
MICROPHONE CHRIST ON A BIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Christ on a Segway!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Christ on a mike?
Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# the thing is you see, i would
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Paris? Really?
but she looks like a man.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# too right
she wouldn't know what had come over hit her
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# she is afflicted with the coulthard jaw
and cannot walk through normal width doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ^_^
would what, exactly?
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# I'm thinking it is
something involving tea and scones. Jam scones.
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
#
with cream.

you cannot possibly forget the cream.
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# Yes,
followed by a jolly-good rogering
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# really?
violently, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ^This
*Ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# let's not be ashamed any more brother!
let's say it loud and proud!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Heah!!!
Let's fuck the heiress!
We love it and we know she'll fake it too!
(duck Quack !, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# it would be a mutually profitable venture
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I, Walrus Man, do hereby declare that,
given the chance, I would plough that fetid bucket-clunge all night long.

I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ... stab her violently in the anoos with a meat hook?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# is that what the kids are calling it these days?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I would too
but the only time she STOPS making silly noises is when she's having sex

(spook, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# she's out and sporting her new prison tatts
(spook, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# woo
funny you
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# where did she get those boobies
are they on loan as they seem too big to be her own.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# *whispers*
tis a wonderbra type thingum
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# you know the thing about hilton's eyes?
she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. when she comes at you, she doesn't seem to be living. until she bites you. then those black eyes roll over white...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# why is there a stick of dynamite
going into Chesney Hawks's mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# pish poor
source photo selection thats why, either that or Chesney has made a massive sucess of his recent tranisition.....
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)