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# man, the pressure build up
if he has a sudden explosive shit it'll be like a rocket engine, the resulting effect will be to spin him around rapidly until his body can no longer tolerate the acceleration then he will be ripped apart by the forces eminating within resulting in a powerfull vortex of shit, guts and juices which will then spread itself throughout the room and splatter violently against the walls leaving nothing more than a dripping shitty mess dribbling down the walls and onto the poor innocent and now ruined carpet below.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *Nurses a chubby*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# yes
some nurses are chubby!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# they're the really filthy ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hmm
sounds like they need a jolly good scrubbing!

*attaches scrubbing utensil*

"For England!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ^This, although I'm not entirely sure what it means
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# it's like goatse
but using science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# ah, science!
*hugs science*

*notices smell*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# that's how you know it's working!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I'm all hard now

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# me too
plus I've just eaten some celery, which just makes matters worse

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Thanks.
That's my chocolate mousse thingy in the fucking bin then.
(spook, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# yum!
maybe you could dip some biscuits into it?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# arse biscuits?
/considers
(spook, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# it's a tasty treat
all the kids love them!

apparently
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# You worry me
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# haha
and just wonder if he'd ate chicken that had gone off

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)