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# *ahem*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# woo!
that's me!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
"we will make him a second cheek out of ham"
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Ha ha thats bri
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# pf
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# bripf?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# here
*passes tissue*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Arf! (arsed)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hehehe /:)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# submit it to viz!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# hehehehe woo!
brilliant
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha

i'll gte round to finishing it, but i've got to do this first.

*goes and starts another job*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
brill!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# What about turning the other cheek and all that?
This is simply spiffing!! Woo and YAY!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Groan
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# man, the pressure build up
if he has a sudden explosive shit it'll be like a rocket engine, the resulting effect will be to spin him around rapidly until his body can no longer tolerate the acceleration then he will be ripped apart by the forces eminating within resulting in a powerfull vortex of shit, guts and juices which will then spread itself throughout the room and splatter violently against the walls leaving nothing more than a dripping shitty mess dribbling down the walls and onto the poor innocent and now ruined carpet below.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *Nurses a chubby*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# yes
some nurses are chubby!

:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# they're the really filthy ones
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hmm
sounds like they need a jolly good scrubbing!

*attaches scrubbing utensil*

"For England!"
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ^This, although I'm not entirely sure what it means
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# it's like goatse
but using science
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# ah, science!
*hugs science*

*notices smell*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# that's how you know it's working!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I'm all hard now

(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# me too
plus I've just eaten some celery, which just makes matters worse

:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Thanks.
That's my chocolate mousse thingy in the fucking bin then.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# yum!
maybe you could dip some biscuits into it?

:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# arse biscuits?
/considers
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# it's a tasty treat
all the kids love them!

apparently
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# You worry me
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# ^_^
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# crikey!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# haha
and just wonder if he'd ate chicken that had gone off

:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Christ!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# doof!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)