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# bloody cartoon giraffes
Eating our leaves, taking our jobs. Bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# ooh that is rather good
took me a second to realise it wasn't a real picture
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# it is a real picture
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I ment the giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# it's a real picture of a giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Ahhh you mean
its not an imaginary picture of a giraffe. it is quite real.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# He's screwing with our minds!
...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!
also hello you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Hey mitten kitty cat!
how about a birthday fumble?

it's like a birthday kiss only you get caek at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Is it a picture of a giraffe?
Yes.

How real do you want?

Shall I stop sticking my lovely oar in?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I think you should push it in further
and wiggle it around a bit. Micto looks like he could do with some perking up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# has it got a curve
to stimulate my prostate?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Phwoar
*films*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *mugs for camera*
i hate photos of me,
as i invariably make a stupid face
which, to casual observers makes me look like the twat i am
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Why don't you stop pulling silly faces
and smile nicely?
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# why don't you smile in photos?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I just catch the truth matey
can't help that you look like a mong in a confusing room
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I have two photos including your face
And one of your open flies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# ó_0
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)
# What?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# if i'd managed to work it in my pissed up state
you'd have had one of my bellend too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Awwww :-(
as it is it's just a gaping abyss
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Well it's hardly surprising with a curve oar up your jacksie
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# damn straight...
i think it vibrates as well for extra anal pleasure
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# we could always hammer a nail in it
that might work as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(*_*)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# don't worry we'll wait till you've been to the loo if you like.
/oblivious blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# We?
Tag team?

Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# *high fives*
I think its a bit overkill, but my god it'll be fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Oh he'll love it
I think he likes to be violated more than I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# That giraffe is made from 100% real cartoons
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# it's a hologram
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# oooh! that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# well done!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha!
i've just been out and cut my lawn, and my acer's
been broken, i blamed a little black cat that's suddenly appeared, clearly i was wrong it's those bloody cartoon giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# oh bum :(
i like acers

ours is doing really well
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# beware of cartoon giraffes, get some pellets
also don't hang a bird feeder anywhere near it.
i keep looking out to see a sudden flash of black and a scared shitless birdy beating a very hasty retreat. little bugger nearly had a pigeon the other day
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# i hate cats, so we make our garden very cat unfriendly
doesn't stop the fuckers, mind
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# That's awful!
The broken acer, I mean. Acers are lully.
It's always the friggin' giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# took me about 10 seconds - I thought you were refering to the make of computer
instead of the tree.

I have both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)
# smart! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Origamiraffe!
Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)