
*edit - my design for a Tank Girl Animated TV series


If I ever own my own business I'm going to dress like this all the time.
Except for when I'm dressed like Lara.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03,
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Except for when I'm dressed like Lara.

If he's a cricketer, I hate cricket. It's almost as boring as tennis.
Lara Croft, you lovely numptyface.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04,
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Lara Croft, you lovely numptyface.

I hate all sport, except those involving Kung Fu and the Ultimate Fighting Championship of course. Which makes me giggle.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:06,
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I recevied a telephone communication from someone enquiring if I liked or enjoy watching football on the wireless picture device. I said no and they bid me good evening.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:09,
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and so I shot the telephone with an elephant gun... while the butler was holding it... and then I couldn't phone the agency to get another butler... and now I'm just sitting here in my pants
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:23,
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UFC's shit now, it's just cuddling on the floor and rubbing undercarriages together.
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11,
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when it's for queen and country.
and what about rugby?
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11,
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and what about rugby?

however they have been lackluster of late.
Gloucester Rugby FTW!
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:19,
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Gloucester Rugby FTW!

'ning! I'm cracking on* with button death!
*off


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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:12,
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*off



I had a "Tank Girl" moment the other day. I put a sticker on my air rifle that said "Patient of the day!" (with a big smiley acidhouse face) and proceeded to drink beer and shoot cans.
I was given the sticker from my dentist despite being a 30 year old man
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Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:10,
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I was given the sticker from my dentist despite being a 30 year old man