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# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)
# ham toucher
draw a ham toucher
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ning prof
can you go back in time and make it 8.30 again please?

I've just wasted the first hour and a half
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# ning B_to_the_3
8:30 you say...? Maybe I can, maybe I can...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
#
*works fantically for an hour and a half...*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# No... I can't make it 8:30 again
although by starting at 10:05, working frantically for an hour and a half and it still only being 5 minutes later I have slowed time allowing you to cram more b3ta into your day.

Besides which - I've not fully made good use of about the last 18 months, so I think your hour and a half is probably alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *falls over laughing to self in the silent rocking shoulders style*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *adopts drunken boxer style*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *drinks more*
*boxes less*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Bully from Bullseye mounting a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# ^^this
Or some form of dinosaur-to-dinosaur sexual exchange
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
#
mounting a cow decapitating Dave fucking Spikey with an axe.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Let's check that with bully....
M-O-U-N-T-I-N-G

well done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# no Arch . . .
that's Knightmare . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# tits and squirrels playing happily together

and Jack with a big Hammer :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# draw your perfect lightsaber
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# paris hilton
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# No.
She's ugly.
Vacant eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Draw a beautiful Paris Hilton!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# now come on!
there's a challenge, then there's this!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# i didn't ask for your critique pencil boy, get drawing!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# paris hilton
hung, drawn and quatered.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
*cracks whip*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# hahahaha
now get back up the chimney...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# HAH :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# It'd be like shagging Frances Farmer, wouldn't it love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# arg!
teh cultural reference...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Are you melting yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# blow in my ear again like that
I just might
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *tickles with tongue*
I once made a girl fall over doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *falls over*
HEY!

I'm not a girl and I have a birth certificate to certify that fact... and there's no shame in having to carry around your birth certificate to proove your gender
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *tosses long flowing locks of jet dark curly hair*
*bes worth it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Steady
Anyone that mentions that tag line tends to get decked by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# DUCK OF DOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *quack*
*world asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *quackquackquackquack*
That's a ducky laugh, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 'ning - draw..
2 lab rats
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# smokey bacon flavour crisps
Walkers, no wait, Frazzles!

actually no, do Walkers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# hooray!

ningles JJ, well done on the following through on the colouring.

today i would like toy to draw tank girl, standing next to jet girl and sub girls, Kooga is in the bacground somewhere possiblt tending to the tank and camp koala is on a sun lounger drinking a mai tai.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# eeeeuw! he coloured it by following through?!

*edit - my design for a Tank Girl Animated TV series
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# That would explain the sepia
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# its that subtle hint of brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Unf unf unf unf unf
If I ever own my own business I'm going to dress like this all the time.

Except for when I'm dressed like Lara.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Brian Lara?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Who?
If he's a cricketer, I hate cricket. It's almost as boring as tennis.

Lara Croft, you lovely numptyface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ;)
I hate all sport, except those involving Kung Fu and the Ultimate Fighting Championship of course. Which makes me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# last evening while aboding within my stately pile
I recevied a telephone communication from someone enquiring if I liked or enjoy watching football on the wireless picture device. I said no and they bid me good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# the cheeky so and so's!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# indeed
and so I shot the telephone with an elephant gun... while the butler was holding it... and then I couldn't phone the agency to get another butler... and now I'm just sitting here in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I'm good at boxing and rugby, but I only really watch rugby out of those two.
UFC's shit now, it's just cuddling on the floor and rubbing undercarriages together.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# what about the occasional football match?
when it's for queen and country.

and what about rugby?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Football is for nancy boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i only watch england games
however they have been lackluster of late.

Gloucester Rugby FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Actually I do watch the World Cup, and Euro
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# cricket-tastic
that makes me warm in the googlies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *peeps in Thor's box*
'ning! I'm cracking on* with button death!


*off


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Hooray!

*waits*


*waits some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
She's Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Brilliant!
I had a "Tank Girl" moment the other day. I put a sticker on my air rifle that said "Patient of the day!" (with a big smiley acidhouse face) and proceeded to drink beer and shoot cans.

I was given the sticker from my dentist despite being a 30 year old man
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Woo!
Excellent! I was just logging on to see if you were about!

I'd like to see a beaver with a cleaver


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# stood next to a bereaved Sigourney Weaver
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Mmmm. Sigourney Weaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I'm sure there's sites already with that.....
Oh right, the animal





sorry Dave
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I never said anything about animal . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Cave Rape.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *Imagines many cave girls crawling all over a cave man*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# a field...
unmarred by floods, fires or famines!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Right
not an English one then . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Me! Draw me!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Do me next steve!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# with heeeeeuge tits
C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Sexy Godzilla vs Sexy MechaGodzilla
or
Home Improvement Crab
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
#
Chloe getting her leg dry humped by a koala
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)