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# I haven't played
it for aaaaages. Might dig it out and destroy a nation or seven.

NUKES! NUKENUKENUKENUKENUKENUKENUKENUKESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I confess:
I have been playing it in the dark, for added atmosphere......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# That's precisely what I did
the first time, with the volume cranked up.

I could almost feel the radiation wafting against my face. It's the way that the world ends with barely any noise which pleased me most.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I have a Wii!


Would you credit? I play Zelda game!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I don't like the Wii.
It has a silly name.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# but it's damn good fun.
*has almost completed twilight princess*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# There is as much entertainment
to be had from the console name as there is to be had playing games on it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I gained
roughly 89.355% entertainment from the console name! I hope I can gather as much entertainment dust from the playing of it one day soon!

*gathers entertainment dust, like a soft beetle might*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# They could rename
it to "piss" perhaps.

Or you could pronounce it as "Wihhhhh!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# yeah...
because all other consoles have had such cool names in the past.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I am envy of your Wii ownership!
Although I now have a Tii. It's a hand controlled device full of hot steamy tea fun!

It's motion sensitive too, so when you pick up the Tii controller, the hot drink moves closer to my face!

*enjoys, whilst weeping softly into the mug*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Ooooh.


I want one of those. I demand one!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# And so it shall be so, young Wheeled Bird!
*grants unto him eternal rest tea*TM
(Copyright "That Bible Book Thing Maybe" 2007)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
you seem very hot muggy bevereagey today Mr The Neville . . .

fancy a brew?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
but a few hours after a Tii, do you get a Wii?
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I ripped the music out of it*
And it's fantastic to work to. 30 or so pieces, 30s to 3m long each, with that great sound. Best part of the game.

* easy to do actually. there's a big file in the install, it's actually just a renamed zip or rar, so change its extension, and the audio is all inside it as ogg files. not exactly l33t hax0r but I did work it out myself from looking at the file in hex ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I should do that
and take it along as a mix cd to parties.

The sound of melancholy strings and such, combined with radiation sickness coughing should go down a treat!

*chucks out the default "Party" mix and replaces with "Sounds Like The End Of The World - Volume I"*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# The coughing etc isn't in the music
But the separate samples are also in that archive. So you can add them yourself! Or have them on your own!

*goes to listen to the end of the world*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)