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[challenge entry] New fossil evidence
revealed that Homo Sapien's tool-making genius


backfired disastrously.

From the Extinct! challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# LOOKOUT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)
# repost
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Monkeys with guns are very funny
....see film Bird On A Wire. The only film I know of which has a monkey with a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 9:47, archived)
# I daresay
Project X features a monkey with a gun at some point.
I know one of them smokes anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)
# not strictly a monkey
but I'm sure Clyde handles one in one of the "Any which way" films. He probably breaks it though, in true Orang Show of Strength Style.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 9:50, archived)
# yeah
but he doesn't fire it. Gun firing monkeys are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# surely
planet of the apes has apes with guns... not quite monkies... but close
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)
# and Charlton Heston
as an ape, saying how guns are dangerous and should be banned.

Shame that's the only good thing about that film.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)
# He said that??!!
And now he's the fucking President of the N.R.A.!!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# .
(Dr Spam, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 9:58, archived)
# eddie izzard sketch
veh funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# WOo
for mister izzard!
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 30 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)