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# That's America, Joss
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ARF!
She's gone a bit mental I think, last time I saw her she was at some festival or other "bigging it up to my homie Robbie Williams, cos heeze in REHAYAB rat now, ya know wut ah'm sayin?"...the Devon accent has certainly changed.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# You be right about the voice thing
I personally think she should fuck right off. Annoying fucking bint

(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ^that
she was ok as a mildly eccentric barefooted hippy (meaning, she gave me a mildly eccentric barefooted lob-on) but now she just needs shooting, hard...




in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# With a knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# LOL
I thought she was lovely, she was just a slightly batty hippy girl and it suited her.

However, skinny birds from Devon pretending to be big black mommas doesn't do it for me. Next she'll be on stage making plantain stew and screaming "THOMAS!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# this is rather a shame
as someone who purely by accident had managed to avoid hearing her sing until fridays graham norton show,i thought she sounded ok.
i vaguely remember her from some talent show a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# she went down..
[sadly not what you are thinking]

even more in my estimation when she started wittering on about the day she heard the vaccuous attention seeking cockhound, we lovingly refer to as Princess Diana, died.

"Ooo! I was 10 when it all happened. That morning I got up and and found my whole family were watching the TV and invited the neighbours in and I didnt know why they were sad. Later my gran told me stories about what Diana did for people"

Oh, fuck off, you stupid tart
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# *wipes eyes*
Watch where you're spitting that venom there sir! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# lolol111one
Venom? shurly not?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Well I thought it was venom
It stung enough :s
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# pfffft!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# my favourite Joss Stone moment
is a tie between calling Bob Geldof 'Sir Bob Gandalf' and attempting to take on Russell Brand in a war of words at the Brit Awards. Good times were had by all as she looked like a nipple-brained pillock.
(pacman_40 Pocket Kleenex: for the wanker on the go, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# "Nipple-brained pillock"?
*remembers for future usage*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# if only she'd go there
and stay there
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# she's gone a bit
strange since she's been over there
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)